In the hospital.....
R Rem is in a full body cast. R Rem: Ugh.....Oh, the pain.....
Zalendor: *dressed like sheik* Looks like your comin around.
R Rem: *closes eyes for a moment* What the?....
Zalendor: *not as sheik* What?
R Rem: ......Nothing. What happened?
Zalendor: Well you got crushed by the lawsuit hand, and attacked by hounds. But the hounds left after they got enough blood from you.
R Rem: What about the hand?
Zalendor: I cleared up that lawsuit, don't worry.
R Rem: Good. We cant handle anymore money problems. I'm almost out of money.
Zalendor: Wait till you see the bill. *shows*
R Rem: ._. 30,000 Pintos!? What kind of money is that?! Cars!?
Zalendor: Beans.
R Rem: Well that's not as bad.
Zalendor: That's just for them coming to get you. Heres your treatment bill. *shows*
R Rem:
$5,000!? I don't have that kinda money!
Zalendor: Well if you don't, they will break you back up.
R Rem:
What kind of hospital is this!?
Zalendor: The kind that made Neon head nurse.
R Rem: Neon?.......Then I'd hate to meet the doctors that don't get paid.
Zalendor: Exactly.
R Rem: *sighs* Fine. I'll take out a loan.....Hey look, its Aqua and Hannah. In....body casts too?
Zalendor: Yeah. You wrote in a fall last episode remember?
R Rem: Oh yeah.
Aqua: What!? You made this happen to us!?
R Rem: Well, uhh...
Aqua: I cant believe this! And to think I thought you were cute! Hmph!
Hannah: What!? I'm gonna get you for this! *reaches for phone* As soon as I get my phone, your dead! *hurts self* Gah!
R Rem: Zal, quickly, give me a pen. Then hold the script up.
Zalendor: Got it. *gives him pen, and holds the script up for him*
R Rem: *writes that he gets better* It worked! Let's get out of here.
Zalendor: Got ya. *they start to run*
R Rem: Oh, one more thing. *writes Aqua better* Cya! *runs out*
Aqua: That was nice of him.
Hannah: HELLO!!! He left me like this! And I'm his sister!
Aqua: Can you blame him?
Hannah: He is SO gonna pay for this!
Later, at R Rem's house.
R Rem: We gotta get some money.
Zalendor: Yeah. Evil robots don't build themselves.
R Rem: I meant for a narrator. And the loan from the bank.
Zalendor: Yeah, who knew Kai was a banker.
R Rem: I'm afraid of what he'd do if I didn't get the money.
*both shudder*
Zalendor: Yeah. So lets think. *both think*
R Rem: *light bulb appears above R Rem* Oh look at that. I must have an idea.
Zalendor: *takes bulb* Oh good, I need one of these for my room at my castle.
R Rem: Moving right along. I have an idea. Be right back. Meet me in the yard. *leaves*
Zalendor: Hmm.....Well this probably wont work. *leaves*
Ten minutes later. The yard is dug up.
Zalendor: ..........What the heck happened? It's a dump.
R Rem: There you are.
Zalendor: So whats the plan?
R Rem: This. *puts a corn in the ground, then waters it* Grow grow grow grow!
Zalendor: -_- Dude, that's not how it works. Seeds remember?
R Rem: Oh yeah. *throws seeds on the ground then waters them* Grow grow grow grow!
Zalendor: Fine. But that's going to take like three months or more to grow.
R Rem: What?
Zalendor: Yeah. And then you have animals coming around to eat the plants, birds eating the seeds, and then bugs eating the crops.
R Rem: What?!
Zalendor: Yeah. This isn't the best money making idea. But lets get this in order.
*one time skip later, the field is nice, and seeds are planted.*
R Rem: This is much nicer.
Zalendor: Yeah. Now you got any ideas to get us money right away?
R Rem: Beg?
Zalendor: No.
R Rem: Sell your castle?
Zalendor: No.
R Rem: Sell the old and unused characters to Kai?
Zalendor: Maybe, but then that's looked at as slavery. And we could get in bigger trouble for that.
R Rem: Strip?
Zalendor: NO! I vowed to never do that again!
R Rem: Walk around town, and find a help wanted sign?
Zalendor: Best idea yet. Lets go.
In the city.
R Rem: Hmm....Not much easy work that payes alot of money.
Zalendor: Their rarely is......Why don't I just steal some?
R Rem: Theirs no fun in that.
Zalendor: ....True. Oh! look there. A new restaurant opened, and there is a sign in the window.
R Rem: You couldn't script this any better! *looks to screen* And trust me on that.
Zalendor: Who you talkin to?
R Rem: Readers......I think. Is that a bird?
Zalendor: Looks like a groundhog to me.
R Rem: Dude it has wings.
*both see some weird cross between the two*
Both: Ahhhh! *run into the restaurant*
BirdHog: how rude. I haven't put on that much weight. OH BUGS! *flys away*
Inside the restaurant.
R Rem: That is the creepiest thing I ever saw.
Zalendor: For me it was walking in on Halo after she showered.
R Rem: .......Her body that bad?
Zalendor: I'll never tell~ I'd say ask the rp Rem, but he wouldn't know either! HA!
R Rem: ........The standards of the spoof have lowered a bit I think. And plus what was that dig for?
Zalendor: Cause he was her boyfriend, and he didn't get to see~
R Rem: Yeah I get that. I mean why did you say it?
Zalendor: Meh. I don't like him. He's a good guy remember?
R Rem: True, makes sense......Wait, when would you of walked in on Halo?
Zalendor: ..........BECAUSE SHUT UP!
R Rem: .......Well played. Anyway we have deviated, though it was fun. Now I know why Dan does it.
*Chok comes in* Chok: Hello you two.
R Rem: Hey, why are you here?
Chok: This is my place. Like it?
Zalendor: Nice.
R Rem: Hey, since that's true, can you get us jobs here?
Chok: *thinks* Well, I know your both good cooks. I'll put you two on a trial run if Zal there tells me what Halo looked like.
R Rem: What? That wasn't in the script.
Chok: I know. I deviated.
Zalendor: Sure, I'll tell ya. But don't tell him. *points to R Rem* *then whispers in Chok's ear*
Chok: Oh! *blush* Ok then, you two are on my trial run.
R Rem: *thinking* See now I'm wondering what she looks like.... *out loud* So what does trial run mean?
Chok: I have two other people that have came in for this job. And so to decide, I will test you all.
Zalendor: Even after I told you what I did?
Chok: .......yes.
Zalendor: Drat!
Chok: Come back tomorrow for the tests.
Both: Yes sir!
Chok: Dismissed!
*Both leave*
The next day, they both show up. The other two is a bald man, and a funny looking guy with glasses.
R Rem: Do they look kinda like you've seen them somewhere before?
Zalendor: *looks* Hmm....They look like someone I saw on tv. Cant remember the names though.
Chok: Welcome men. Today I will test you in the following ways. The food you put out. How fast you cook it. How you serve it to my costumers. And how you treat them. Everyone understand?
All: Yes!
Chok: Good. My friends are coming to be the test costumers for this. The two that do best will have the job. Now to the kitchen, and practice cooking the dishes on the menu.
*all leave*
Later.
R Rem: We got this in the bag. We have got these dishes down. They taste great.
Zalendor: They gotta be better then theirs. I mean they can even get them done right.
Bald guy: Look! Apon the floor. There...are ants!
Glasses guy: We must kill the ants!
*chok walks in* Chok: They are here and have placed orders! Cook!
All: Yes!
*R Rem and Zal cook their orders, and they come out well. They then take them out, and give them to the people nicely*
*the other two take forever cooking the dishes, and don't taste as good. after they give them to the people they started preforming as if in some kind of musical*
Bald: I always dreamed of opening a restaurant~
Glasses: And soooooo did I----!~
Bald: How were we to know it would be covered with ants?~
Glasses: I'd liiiiiek to die. Of embarrassment! I say embarrassment! Oh! How can we serve our eggs when their covered with aaaaaants! Their covered with aaaaaants!~ *the restaurant cheers, as they take a bow*
R Rem: *peeking out of the kitchen doors* What did that have to do with anything?
Zalendor: No clue.
Later.
Chok: Alright, I've made my choice. The new staff members are.......You two! *pointing at the two other men*
R Rem and Zal: What!?
R Rem: Why? Our food was better, and served faster.
Zalendor: Does what I told you mean nothing?!
Chok: It's true you cooked better, but these two are something I don't have. Performers! I have plenty of other cooks to cover for them.
R Rem: Unbelievable.....
Chok: It is. But you guys can actually join the cook line. But I will only have part time.
Both: We'll take it!
Chok: Ok then. Place opens in a month. See you then.
Both: What!?
Chok: Yeah, we need to finish building and decorating, and get rid of the ants. *leaves*
*R Rem and Zal look at each other, then leave*
Walking the streets later.....
R Rem: Well we still have no money.......Now Kai is gonna do unpleasant things to me....*shudders*
Zalendor: Better you then me~ ^_^
R Rem: >_> Not helping.
*some person walks up to R Rem and Zal in the street* Person: Hello, aren't you this spoofs writer?
R Rem: umm yeah, why?
Person: I'm Stuff mie Good, and I'm starting a tv show in this spoof here. I tried to get Dan to do it, but he wanted to much money, so your the next best person I could get.
R Rem: You mean I'm the second most funny, only under Dan? Awesome!
Stuff: Didn't say that. Said you were the best person I could get.
R Rem: >_>
Zalendor: Ha ha! Burn!
R Rem: Do you want me or not?
Stuff: Yes of course.
R Rem: Does this pay?
Stuff: Yes.
R Rem: Can I get an advance?
Stuff: No..........Just kidding. Yeah.
R Rem and Zal: Were in!
Stuff: Ok then. Show up at the studio later, and we can explain how this will go. Here's your advance. *gives $5,000*
R Rem: Yes! This is enough!
Stuff: That's for ten shows you know.
R Rem: Dang.
Stuff: Oh well, that's how it goes. See you later.
R Rem: Let's head to the bank. Get this over with.
Zalendor: Have fun~ *begins to walk away*
R Rem: *grabs Zal's ear* Oh no ya don't.
Zalendor: Help! I'm being forcefully relocated!
At the bank......
Kai: *dressed in nothing but a thong* 4,998......4,999.....5,000. Good all here.
R Rem: Yes!
Kai: But you forgot the service charge.
R Rem: Drat.....*looks around and see's Zal, completely unaware of whats about to happen....and out of earshot* You can take him for an hour.
Kai: ......are you trying to buy me off with your friends body?
R Rem: .....Is it working?
Kai:......kinda
R Rem: .......Then yes.
Kai..........Don't have to tell me twice! IM ONBOARD! *grabs Zal with blood tentacles* Hey darky~
Zal: R Rem! Help!
R Rem: Oh would you look at the time, I gotta be....anywhere else but here. Bye!
Zal: R Rem! Your gonna pay for this! *looks at Kai nervously*
*Kai licks lips*
To Be Continued......
Back at the hospital.....
Hannah: *reaches for cell phone* Almost there......*grabs* Got it! *dials, and turns on speaker* Hello? It's me. I have a job for you.
Someone on the other line: Sorry, no can do.
Hannah: What, why?!
Person: Were celebrating our independence. It's the fourth.
Hannah: But five of you are Japanese! And Jim is a Canadian!
Jim: It's canada day too, remember?
Hannah: Gah!
[This spoof was written during the fourth and canada day, so that's the joke at the end. Also you readers will find out next episode why I asked you for sentences......Thanks for reading everyone!]