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Post by Ponic on Jan 11, 2009 21:01:02 GMT -5
basically people just add a spoof from a part of the rp
Musashi: I am fixing the tv...yes because cabins that have been destroyed multiple times and are in the woods have tvs in them now
*random face appears*
eyes: THE PROPHECY SHALL BE FUFILLED!
Skylos: Even with my smartness I don't understand
Musashi: We must go to Japan!
Skylos: Why?
Musashi: Because!
Neon: *comes in unexpectingly* chia...well we can't get there, it's far, as opposed to travelling to dimensions that don't exist
Musashi: We shall take my dragon
Neon: *thinking* f*kin pansy, soon I shall consume you all with my darkness!
Ponic: Well with my omniscient understanding of things, I shall go with the dragon rather than my shadow
Keera: Wanna make out?
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Ponic: I must tell you all something, my great power is nothing compared to my alter ego Izerion, and he is coming to claim the world as the shadow realm
Neon: That's horrible Ponic
Danlay: *cough*Copied Teen Titans*cough*
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*Ponic goes to shadow realm temple*
Ponic: I shall talk to my dead girl friend for the first time, despite my knowing of this temple for years on end, the idiot that made me up just never thought about it till now *cuts self* This could be a new thing
Keera: Oh Ponic! I can't take it anymore, I must do something rated R, I must make love to all that I see
Ponic: Hi Keera
Keera: Listen to me while my horny horomones are still active *intermission...several random sexual comments later*
Ponic: *eye twitches* what the heck did I see in you that was not in my overpowered self. I am leaving
Keera: *feels sad then sees random spirit of an old dude* hey you wanna make out?
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Halo: Rem ever thought about...forks!
Rem: That's the wrost pick up line I've ever heard
Halo: Damn those little Code Lyoko references! Rem, what I'm trying to say is
Rem: That we must gather up the pokemon so I can find team rocket and destroy them!
Halo:...this promises to be fun *a few hundred pages later* Rem I'm leaving you
Rem: Why?
Halo: I don't know, I just am!
Rem: There must be a reason, or this entire relationship was just for random fillers because we were bored during some random pause in a random arc that no one had planned!
Halo: Oh I have a reason!
Rem: Want to share it with the class?
Halo: No I'd still prefer not!
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Neon: Soon I shall kill you... Ponic you had a girl friend?
Ponic: Yes I did Neon, my creator decided to give me a past that normally would make the most stable minded person suicidal, and he added this on because rather than just start a relationship with a femal RPer, he decided to cross RP dress, and make a female character himself. Similiar to what Ralph will do in a few thousand pages!
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Post by Ponic on Jan 11, 2009 23:19:08 GMT -5
Neon: I shall kill you! Because my faceless inanimate computer master demands it!
Ponic: I shall fight you, because I am Ponic and just feel like it, I don't even know why I'm here again *attacks Neon, it fails* crap...well go ahead and kill me
Neon: Dude, are you f*kin kiddin me? Ok, even though I have no clue who you are, and could slice you to bits right now, I shall surrender
Ponic: I knew my emo strategy would work! Now I shall make my random speech about friendship *several minutes later* So will you join me?
Neon: *emotionless and almost no facial expression* Yes, friendship is good, I must join you...
Ponic: Brainwashing people is fun!
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Skylos: Hey guies about that random thing of me going nuts and deciding to kill you all, to 'cleanese the world of your precense' I was just jokin.
Ponic: I instantly forgive you
Skylos: Good, now I shall continue my polite ignorin of you, and continue talking to my silent cousin who doesn't talk much as it is
Neon: Oh joy, lucky me...
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ghost Keera: I must find someone to place all my horomones on! *Neon and Rem follow*
Rem: Well this isn't suspicious in the slightest way
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Neon: Ponic to stop XANA from posessing us, I must place darkness in your ear, just like when I tried to posses and kill you guies the last 20 times I was possesed, mind if I try on you first Ponic?
Ponic: Ya sure go ahead *Neon goes to posses him*
Neon: You shall serve me!
Ponic: No, I shall defy logic and make you TALK TO THE HAND! *shadow blasts*
Neon: How'd you defy all logic and do that?!
Ponic: I can do anything I want, because I am RPed by...DAN!
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Neon: Keera has been captured again! *Keera is captured by Gycor, Keera is captured by Hanzo, Keera is captured by that one villian who was cut short in Wendy's arc, Keera is captured by that one other villian I can't remember* Hmm...maybe Ponic should consider putting her on a leesh and using a rolled up piece of newspaper
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Jack: Guies help me! In America! *falls unconscious and goes evil* Chia I am evil again, in America! *about 20 pages later* I am back on your side in America!
Ponic: I instantly forgive you
Jack: Evil Ponic, who has not yet been given an actual name yet, is my master now! I will destroy you all, in America! *10 pages later* the evil YNB is my master now, in America! *about 10 arcs later* I am good again, in America! But now I am leaving the opposite of America, France! To go back home, in America!
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Skylos: Neon how could you betray us?!
Neon: It wasn't that hard, I just got possesed again!
Skylos: Ya, well atleast I wasn't rulled by a computer
Neon: Hey shut it, I respect you, but if you keep taunting me-
Skylos: I am Neon, I was controlled by a computer, my powers were the strength of a pastry for awhile, and I was ruled by a computer! I enjoy jumping around sides! And my character is modelled after an anime trademarked character, who all the fan girls want to bang!
Neon: That's it! You f*kin going down! And you will be forever doomed to become a villian seeker for the remaineder of the RP!
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*Neon fighting against a villian that I forget by attacking him with his pies of doom*
villian: No the pastries of death are going to kill me, no help! Ah! *eats them then attacks Neon* *Neon deflects it with chains and darkness* Wtf, did your powers just go through puberty in the last five seconds, how the heck did they just suddenly change?!
Neon: My RPer, suddenly went serious and decided to give me my emo powers now! Muah haha
*meanwhile thousands of miles away, Caleb, the Skylos RPer is thinking this* Wow, everyone has emo powers...I'm going to go against everybody and make my powers light, but they shall function the exact same way, muah haha!
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Post by Ponic on Feb 17, 2009 21:26:19 GMT -5
*Ponic arrives in the shadow realm and finds Nightshade*
Ponic: Can you bring back my brother?
Nightshade: I could, why?
Ponic: I miss him
Nightshade: Are you sure that it's not because Caleb and Raph have created the 2 week pause and *speaks faster* your so beyond bored you are ressurecting a character that you have had dead for about a year and now Rem just wants you to stop dropping the world's most obvious hints so he's trying to get you to shut up?
Ponic: *shifts eyes* Nah...NOW HURRY UP AND RESSURECT MY 2 YEARS DISEASED BROTHER!
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Skylos: I say we get wine to see how drunk we can get!
Masamune: I second that! *after multiple drinking sessions* This is my way of feeling that I've grown up!
Skylos: Aren't you a thousand year old samurai? *Masamune is knocked out* Hmm he's taking an afternoon nap...where's Neon?
Neon: *outside* Why do I have a cousin who's drunk, my anime mullet is unhappy
Skylos: *back inside looks around* NAKED TIME! *pstripping music comes on*
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Skylos: *is asleep and wakes up* I hear singing, my great smarts has me wanting to know what's happening!
*horror music plays as Neon is in the forest* Neon: Skylos! *crying* my mullet is in danger!
Skylos: NEON! YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHERE THE WAFFLES WERE!!!!
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Rem: The drugs have a less effect on me for once Ponic's omniscient ability's are useless I shall save us!
Skylos: NO IF DAN IS NO LONGER MAKING PONIC ALL POWERFUL I'M NEXT IN LINE! *goes Hanzo* I shall destroy you all!
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Yisha: Hey Masamune, I shall sit up on the ledge of this building and I'll be totally fine!
Masamune: That seems not smart
Yisha: I BET I CAN FLY! WEEE MOON PRISIM POWER! *splat*
Masamune: I shall blame myself now!
Neon: *at the cabin* my anime mullet is sensing the arrival of drama again! Damn, and I thought I was done with it when I killed Sango, or whatever her name is this week
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Neon: Sango I think we should see other people
Sango: *dramatic poses and music* NO! I SHALL NOW FLOOD YOU WITH DRAMA TILL YOU TAKE ME BACK! In the mean time I will create yet another convienent thing for my character!
Neon: That was a quick rebound, my mullet is angered now!
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Post by Ponic on Mar 16, 2009 13:19:09 GMT -5
Announcer: The Role Play it stays moist even in water...course that makes sense. It's Rolepayisious!...wait what does that even mean?!
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Sin: I need you to come with me to a mysterious mansion where you will find out what happened to Neon. *really fast* and remember to be completly off guard so we can kill you
Everyone: This can't possibly be a trap let's go! *a few minutes later* crap...
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Masamune: There's got to be something we can do
Musashi: I say we defy the arc and go to that house of Vexen to get all the clues
*meanwhile miles away elsewhere*
Neon: I can sense it the arc is in danger...my mullet must make things go right again!
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Skylos: Tom why are you leaving?! You can't!
Tom: I must Skylos, my RPer has used me to my limit now I must go and die in anime hell!
Skylos: What?
Tom: PS I think I'm pregnant and Neon is the father
Skylos: Huh?
Tom: I think I'm pregnant and Keera's the father
Skylos: Well atleast you have the right gender now...wait now I'm confused
Tom: I think I'm pregnant and Yisha's the father
Skylos: Isn't she dead? Oh Tom I think I'm pregant
Tom: Here's the child support kid *throws the sun glasses*
Skylos: That was utterly confusing I think I should pretend this happened once then utterly disregard it for the rest of the RP
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Atticus: Soon God will have your souls and you will be mine! I shall kill you all and...
Skylos: Alright we get it your evil, enough with the cryptic speech can we just go?!
Ponic: Ya really...
Atticus: YOU DARE TO INTERRUPT MY EVIL MONOLOGE?! I SPENT ALL ARC PREPARING THAT DAMN THING MY MOM LIKED IT BEFORE I STOLE HER SOUL! You two are so f*kin dead! *they appear in a realm with freaky aliens*
Skylos: OH MY GOD BLOOOD!!!!!!
Ponic: Well unlike you I won't get harmed *gets stolen away by Loki* sh*t didn't think of that
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*Zane and Shroud arrive* Zane: Rem is bored so let's start an arc build up
Shroud: *in druggy voice* chia
Zane: We need to find the coffin
Shroud: Chia...
Zane: Can you only say chia?
Shroud: Chia
Zane: Idiot
Shroud: Chia
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Chaos Human: Kinta time to go for a hunt
Kinta: Blaaah! *later*
Musashi: Who are you?
Kinta: YOU SHALL BE THE FIRST TO DIE!
Musashi: Dude I don't even know who you are
Kinta: YOUR MOTHER PLAYS CARD GAMES IN HELL!!!!!
Rem: Musashi you might need help! Me and Keera can help you right?
Keera: That villian doesn't have a shirt...a humina humina humina!
Musahi: Don't worry I'll take him down!
Rem: But?
Musashi: Silence I HAVE THE NEED TO KICK ASS!!!
Keera: I wanna do something to that guy's ass
Kinta: *in demonic voice* Are we going to fight or stand here all day??
Keera: I want to do something to you all day
Kinta: I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU!!!!
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Musashi: *gets his ass handed to him*
Kinta: Now to kill you...HAIL SATAN! *feels telepathic call to return* Oh no the insurance has run out on how much I can beat you!
Random insurance person I just put in this spoof for no real reason: Touch one more body part and it's a felony
Keera: I wanna touch Kinta's body parts
Insurance person: Good God woman can't you control your horomones for one minute!? *leaves with Kinta*
Keera: WAIT MY CHARACTER HASN'T DONE ANYTHING ALL ARC! I'M SO UNEVENTFUL LET ME DO SOMETHING!!!! *sees Musashi* Maybe I should help him but he's unconsious now...I can get away with all sorts of naughty things
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Post by Ponic on Mar 18, 2009 17:53:22 GMT -5
Announcer who still serves no purpose: This role playing was sponsored by rolplalios their remilicious...wait a sec remilicious. That was even stupider than the last one, I mean do they taste like Rem?! How do we test for that besides the obvious method...and last I checked that was cannabalism!!!! Fine Roplalios apparantly their remilicious...ok I said it now where's my f*kin pay check!
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Masamune: Ponic you awake?
Ponic: Ya...hey since there's no one on you want to get a random look into my past so you can see how bad and horrible it is?!
Masamune: Sounds like fun *during flashback* That reminds me of when Yamiken killed the priests in my village
Ponic: Shut up this is my flashback!
Young Keera: HELP I'M BEING MOLESTED! AND MY HOROMONES HAVEN'T GONE ACTIVE YET!
Young Ponic: *kills soldier in demonic voice* BACK OFF BITCH SHE'S MINE!!!!!
*in real world* Yamiken: For the love of Atra are we going to flashback all day? I'm trying to meditate so I can imagine raping something *continues meditating*
*in trance* Halo: I'm so ok standing here in the forest all alone nothing bad can happen to me
Yamiken: IT'S RAPING TIME! *grabs*
Halo: HELP I'M BEEN DRAGGED AWAY! AND MY INNOCENCE HAS BEEN...sucker I see now why you need to rape
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Omni: Ponic I need you to help me defeat Hanzo *really fast* then I can steal his core and do utterly confusing things that no one will know about for about another 1000 pages. I'M SO DIABOLICAL!
Ponic: I utterly trust you ok...wait you can't steal his core! What would Yamiken say?
Yamiken thought: Well done Omni now steal something from Yisha to
Ponic: Ok what would he say if he wasn't a total doosh bag.
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*Role play hell*
Izerion: What's wrong Omni?
Omni: They wrote my character out of the RP! I mean Neon, Ponic and Skylos think they can hog all the screen time...I'm no more known than Keera
Izerion: Who the f*k is Keera?
Omni: Exactly, now I must plot my return then do diabolical things that shall never be revealed because I have magically learned my lesson...stay here and keep Gycor company in this capture orb for me
Izerion: But what if he kills himself???
Omni: That will never happen k thanks *vanishes*
Izerion: Wait...I thought I was dead and in hell since when did this turn into a capture orb? This spoof makes less sense than the last one that Dan wrote!
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Skylos: Atticus I'll trade my heart for Elsa because I'm that self sacrificing!
Atticus: Attention Chaos Humans! God will be pleased that Skylos is doing this...wait are you trying to trap me...I mean God
Skylos: Why would I do that I would never lie to you
Hanzo: Wait wtf? I'm in here to don't I get a say in this!?
Skylos: I'm not listening la lala is someone talking cause I can't hear them la la la
Hanzo: Seriously you said you wanted me to live what the hell is wrong with his picture?!
Skylos: Seriously shut up you stupid voice you don't even have a body!
Hanzo: You know I could always just take over and kick his ass like I do to everyone I mean why don't I just mind crush him?
Skylos: You can't mind crush people you don't like
Hanzo: Come on just 1 little mind crush he won't feel a thing
Skylos: No...were doing this my climactic way
Hanzo: Your an idiot
Atticus: Wow he's been talking to himself for awhile Oh well then me and God will totally take your word for it. Attention chaos humans I utterly trust Skylos! Who has just tried to kill me and screw around with my self fufilling prophecy!
Skylos: Why do you keep saying attention chaos humans? I mean it's just you and me here *they get taken away* Oh the pain is so much...Hanzo you need to kill me so Neon will live sure that will just mean we traded places but atleast Neon will be ok! And Atticus won't have a heart!
Hanzo: Did you ever think to let me in on this plan? I mean wow! I just crapped my non-existant pants! For petes sake why don't we just try the obvious method! *corrupts the heart*
Atticus: Wtf? This was not God's plan! Attention Chaos Humans I'm being killed!!! *flashback*
Scientist: You shall go Atticus and fufill my word make me a perfect world by bringing to me all the souls of the departed that way they shall be my banging babies! So says me!...I mean God!
*presant* Atticus: Wait a sec that's all he wanted? That would be a perfect world...I SO WANT IN! DAMN IT! YOUR ALL SO TOTALLY DEAD *explodes*
Skylos: Dude that was a little hardcore on how to die
Ponic: *somewhere I'm not sure where though* My omniscient abilities sense that we have won! yay us!
Keera: *cabin* My nipples can sense it they won!...wait that means Kinta is powerles...YOU CAN'T RESIST ME! *runs out*
*please note the following spoof went totally off script hehe*
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Announcer: I know I usually come in only at the beginning...but what the hell was that? I mean it's like Dan just wrote this at the last seconds...come on man it made no sense at all!!! And what the hell is remilicious!
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Post by Ponic on Apr 29, 2009 22:01:08 GMT -5
Announcer: Actually I do smoke marijuana it's gooooooooooood fun! No but seriously no pixels were harmed in the posting of this arc, really, maybe a horse, a few bugs, one guy got a really bad stomach ache...but that covers it, besides the dead director...DUDE NEVA SAW IT COMING!
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Zalendor: With the power of myself I shall utterly destroy them all, everyone but Dan will know cause he never reads the stories! TEACH HIM TO NOT READ THEM!
Lareo: "Ah it's nice out here, nothing bad is gonna happen" *Twilore pops up outta nowhere* crap...
Twilore: Brains!
Lareo: And you wonder why you never got laid
Twilore: Brains?
Lareo: Well this will be quick, you're screwed *loses about 3 seconds later* I blinked and missed what happened...hm who woulda guessed now I'm a hostage
Twilore: Brains
Zalendor: Excellent work, mind slave! *looks at Lareo* Now I'm taking your twilight shard binky boy!
Lareo: "I'm killing you"
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*Rem sees the hostage E link*
Rem: NO! I WILL STOP YOU! *blinks and gets stabbed*
Zalendor: Well your dead binky boy!
Rem: No actually I'm ok
Zalendor: Nope you're definatly dead
Rem: No really, you missed my important organs I think I'll be fine
Zalendor: Nope you're dead, I'm taking your twilight shard now
Rem: Dude that's kinda illegal, I still need it
Zalendor: Well now that your diseased you don't need it anymore
Rem: You're an idiot *Zalendor lifts body up*
Zalendor: Atleast I'm not dead like you *shoots to lake*
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Keera: Rem's been thrown to the lake, he's alone now...no body around for miles. I can get away with all sorts of naughty thing
Skylos: Hey Keera, I came to help
Keera: Dammit
*Darken Rem comes out*
Skylos: Keera I think we should run
Keera: No I'll go it alone! MY BREASTS OF DOOM WILL STOP HIM!
Skylos: Dear God women control your horomones for a minute! *drags her off*
Keera: WAIT! I'M STILL HORNY!!!!
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*Skylos, Draco and Rem*
Zalendor: Yep their dead now!
Draco: Actually I'm fine, and I got that twilight shard you needed
Zalendor: Nope your definatly dead, now I will leave unexplained, binky boys!
Skylos: Idiot...*zaps everyone back to cabin*
Keera: My nipples of magic sense trouble
Neon: Your nipples are nothing compared to my mullet tails of doom!
Ponic: Your both idiots, my omipresent abilities know someone is close to death
Draco: Will all 3 of you idiots stop trading cliches and idiot character traits and just get your asses in here!
Keera: I got an ass for you
Draco: Women that was just sick and you know it...*note they went incredibly off script just now*
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Skylos: Even near death I like to isolate myself cause my RP character writer person prefers to RP with you Neon, just because I'm like that
Neon: Lucky stinken me... How nice...now hold still so me and my mullet can rub your bruises till they burn and melt blood!
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Lareo: Hey the animation budget ran out on these chains, I can escape now DO DO DO DO DO DO! *generic super hero song* SUPER COOL AWESOME RUNNING ATTACK!
Zalendor: How the hell did that happen, TWILORE GO KILL BINKY BOY!
Twilore: Brains?
Zalendor: I told you I don't love you anymore, now go kill Lareo
Twilore:...asshole...er...BRAINS! *goes after Twilore and starts firing void at him*
Lareo: I have the power to defy gravity! *dodges randomly and escapes*
Twilore: Brains...*calls Zalendor* Brains...
Zalendor: S*it I didn't think of that...
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Post by Ponic on May 20, 2009 14:47:13 GMT -5
Announcer: The main RP, World Savers was to generic and Nine Realms just sounded idiotic, so we setteled on "The Main RP" aren't we just so creative?!
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Skylos: I got a great idea! Let's go and hide inside E link's base the monsters will never find us!
*go to E link's base about 5 minutes later BOOM!*
Skylos: Oh f*k
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Twilore: Time to kill people! *goes after Skylos*
Skylos: Holy shit gooses you can talk? I thought you only said Brains!
Twilore: It's the only flippin thing in the damn script I studied English at Oxford for petes sake! I'm taking a stand for all Void humans everywhere in order to *gets blasted by light* Oh you little *beep* I'm f*kin killing you!
Masamune: Here I go, I will destroy all you sons of *freezes for some unexplained reason besides Ralphy had to go elsewhere* Oh son of a b*ch, you little *beep* I'm goin to pull off you b*ls and shove them right up your *beep* with a fork that will be f*kin until they *beep* (Masamune went way off script) so you'll have to f*k sideways! *beep*
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Skylos: *mid fight* wow for a gay person you're pretty good
Twilore: Wait time out you think I'm gay? I'll have you know I like women!
Skylos: Ya that's why you dress like one, I mean look at you, you look like a human firby for cripes sake! Face it, you're about as manly as a square enix character, should I call you Captain Bosh from down under!
Twilore: *sniffiles* For the mellow one you're pretty mean!
Skylos: You think I'm bad look at Neon
*Neon is beating the living shit out of a Krabe*
Neon: TEACH YOU TO INSULT MY MULLET! *keeps beating the shit out of* GIVE ME YOUR DAMN LUNCH MONEY!!!!
Twilore: I'm just lonely
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Lareo: There is only one way we can save Rem! We must distract the Darken. My many years of battle tells me that's the only way to do it!
Keera: The power of friendship will be better!
Lareo: Ya sure...ok jump in there and get yourself killed have fun
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Keera: Rem, please you must come back to us
Rem: No I shall kill you! *attacks*
Keera: Ok...plan B LOOK AT THESE GASANGAS!
*blacked out part, that has been rated R for retarded*
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*in the tower*
Skylos: You again?
Ponic: *shadow blasts* Finally because I have disproven Caleb's ideas about void and shadow I can not be useless, muah haha! My rain of terror has just begun! *attacks Twilore*
Twilore: My hair gives me the ability to defy gravity! *dodges and nails everyone from behind* L'Oreal, because I'm worth it!
Darken: *demonic voice* I shall rape you all!
Trevor: What the hell was that?
Darken: Foreshadowing, it happens!
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Twilore: Hehe, now Caleb is gone, Skylos in vulnerable!
Halo: I'm killing you now! *destroys Twilore in a few moves*
Keera: Can I interject for a minute to say humina humina humina?
Twilore: Maybe I should consider getting a non torn coat
Real life Rem: Short...fuse....explosion!!!!! Must get pissed off....Super pouting and angered manuver! *plots revenge and his evil thoughts*
Twilore: *before he leaves* oh ya the bomb's about to blow up
Neon: That will ruin my mullet, *takes in the darkness* I'm that good! *bomb only converts island*
*elsewhere*
Zalendor: Dammit and I bought flowers for our aniversary Twilore! I even got you Loreal and a coat to fully cover your abs of doom
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Post by Ponic on Aug 16, 2009 20:15:21 GMT -5
Announcer: This ain't a scene it's a goddamn RP! --- Zalendor: To show I am utterly not camp I shall do harm to you all myself! Neon: After all the arc you are just starting to reveal yourself? Who do you think you are venom?! Ponic: Because I am so good I will be able to kill you with my eyes closed *a few RP hours later* WTF your supposed to be dead...I think I like Caleb's villians more *other heros come in* EPIC ANIME ENTRACE! Zalendor: Oh no I'm dieing *epic death E link is freed* E link: I just had the worst nightmare ever...I dreamnt I was having sex with Keera! *Rem and Markov pop up*Markov: I saw a squirrel! --- *meanwhile in the capture orb* Twilore *singings a beauty and the beast theme*: There's something sweet and almost kind. And he was mean and he was corse and unrefined, but now I know that he is good, he'll be stuck with me in here forever more Zalendor: F*kin orb, this date is lame, I'd rather be outside and kill stuff more and more. If you as me, Twilore's a whore, but that's nothing new he always was that way before --- *E link kills daddy for some reason that utterly went over my head at this point* E link: I win, goody for me! Ponic: Well done E link But if you ever fight and don't include me in it I will chew on your eyeballs!--- *week long break later* Raphael: I want out of here! Aldaras: Patience, I told you everything will come in patience Raphael: Ya well I'm patientally wanting out of here, and I think someone farted! Dasha: Sorry about that *orb exploded* Skylos: Somehow that was in my pocket and it blew up, yet I'm still alive Neon: My mullet senses trouble!!!! Oh no, more villians, and they're ass holes! --- *E link meets Niko* E link: Hi, my name is E link Niko: Hi I'm an aura human, a few thousand years old. I hope you like hearing that because I'm gonna repeat it a lot E link: Oh joy welcome newest member of our group--- *Dasha attacks Aldaras* Neon: My mullet will kill her Ponic: And I will help! Halo: I'll be here if you want me Keera: I'll be having sex if you want me *Dasha is beaten* Aldaras: Help me...I'm scared Neon: Despite my mullet telling me this is a trap I will instantly trust you Keera: Come here little boy...*takes boy to cabin...ha you thought that she was gonna do baaad things didn't you* --- *meanwhile in another RP* Ashi: Cyrus I think I'm pregnant and you're the father! Cyrus: Really? That's great, you're really pregnant? Ashi: Ok I lied about that part, but we post our love so often I'm surprised we haven't had sex yet. --- Ashi: Noah great news! I hate you! I'm gonna go bang Cyrus! See ya Noah: But but but, *sniffle* and I had a ring...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *star wars reference* *Noah kills himself* --- *in Cyrus' mind* Cyrus: I can't use my powers in this uneventful RP...I'm so utterly pointless Ashi: No, you aren't, and I will prove it to you listen while I talk excessively about our love *multiple posts later* Cyrus: *actual line*Cyrus kissed Ashi back, pleasure coursing through him. *wheather one of those pleasures is Ashi we'll never know * *elsewhere* Keera: I sense someone else is having sex, and it's not me!! --- Cyrus: Despite our big love scene I'm still depressed because I have a big task Ashi: You need my help, because I need your help, and your help is my help, that we will help each other find the help that we must help each other with that is helpful. Otherwise our boats will spin Cyrus: I understand completely, but if you would excuse me I must make an epic blood filled exit sequence Ashi: NOOOO! I MUST MAKE MORE RANDOM REMARKS AND HARD TO FOLLOW COMMENTS! THEN WE MUST MAKE LOVE!!! It's the way of us Cyrus: Damn it women don't you see I'm sick of you *keeps sinking* there's another Ashi: Who? --- Announcer: Next time on the Terra 000 soap opera Ashi: How could you have sex with Corona Cyrus: Because she was pretty, and you won't mother my children Ashi: Get out, never again will I speak to you in an ice cream shop Cyrus: Maybe this will show you my feelings *Cyrus pulls Ashi close, generic fade to black*
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Post by Ponic on Sept 15, 2009 17:11:53 GMT -5
Announcer: If I had a dime for everytime someone said posted I'd be as rich as Bill Gates.
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Aldaras: Because I'm so cute and a total stranger I'm going to wander around the whole cabin looking around at stuff...oh look food!
Amber: WTF Akio why are you dressed in screwed up clothes? This is the 1800's right?
Akio: Actually
Markov: Convienently placed skipping scene where I say it's 2009
Akio: ...uh oh...
Amber: Oh my gosh, it's not possible next you'll be telling me I was dead this whole time
Markov: Convienently placed skipping scne where I say she's been dead this whole time
Amber: Wow...well we have a lot to catch up on, come on we're going to rent out the cabin of people I've only known for 5 minutes and have a wedding here while Ralph has to go on holiday
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Aldaras: Hi Amber, what is everyone's powers? And I'm definatly not a villian
Akio: Aw he's cute
Aldaras: You're calling me a villian aren't you?
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Aldaras: Hiya Masa I'm not a villian so what are everyone's powers
Masamune: That seems oddly truthworthy, here I'll give you a nice full on description
Aldaras: Wow, now I shall go off on my own and begin my total non villian evil plans
Masamune: Hm cute kid...I'm not gonna trust the resident pyschic of the group and lay my total trust in the kid.
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Aldaras: Now I have brainwashed Elsa muah haha
Neon: What?
Aldaras: Nothing...I'M NOT A VILLIAN! By the way if you meet a new character coming named Niko, be sure to distrust him and try to hurt him
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*while the group is out*
Raphael: Now for the epic spying scene *goes to Masamune's room* Wow someone loves his sharp objects and guns...I swear it's like a f*kin terminator movie in there! *goes to Halo's room looks in her diary*
Halo's diary: And then I beat Keera to being the first to having sex, first I moved in and-
Raphael: WOW HO! OK SKIPPING AHEAD!
Halo's diary: F*kin asshole I'm gonna rip his testicals off and staple them to his forehead!
Raphael:...I'm leaving...
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Niko: Hi everyone, I'm Niko, now I'm going to show you all why you're all idiots
Aldaras: SURPRISE I AM A VILLIAN!
Ponic: Oh my gosh, super epic plot twist I never saw that coming!
Dasha: I'm going to inflict harm on you Niko...but for some reason not right now bye *Dasha, Raphael and Aldaras vanish*
Skylos: Despite this great showing of how total strangers and villians can't be trusted I'm gonna continue being naive and go around thinking everyone is totally nice
Neon: My mullet senses trouble...
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Random character I threw in last minute: Neeeeon....
Neon: What the sand...wasn't I just in the cabin, who on Earth is this? Tell me before I do as the mullet commands and light this place on fire
Nephthys: Neeeeeeeeon...behold my ambigious vision
Neon: Am I looking at an anime convention?
Nephthys: No...this is Egypt...and there is an important book there
Neon: The book on important positions of the future?
Nephthys: What...what the...HOLY HELL MAN! (yay for foreshadowin of a future arc!)
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Announcer: Wow this makes less sense than liquid soap
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Post by Ponic on Oct 2, 2009 20:29:11 GMT -5
Announcer: World Savers RP, according to Wikipedia we don't exist!!!!
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Aldaras: Now that they know I'm a villian I'm going to send you guies out to kill them
Dasha: Why didn't we just do that before?
Aldaras: Because shut up!
Raphael: Zug zug
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*1 epic battle at the cabin*
Ponic: The insurance is gonna run out on the forest! THERE ARE TREE HUGGERS COMING!
Aldaras: Epic random stop sequence! One more thing *grabs Keera* muah haha now my tiny till red jewel is mine again
Dasha: Are you f*kin kiddin me and I was about to kill the kid!
Aldaras: Deal with it
Dasha: I'll have sex with you later, I mean kick your ass later...
Keera: NOW SHE'S STEALING MY CHARACTER!
Ponic: No Keera's been taken again!
Neon: Gee that happens about every few arcs, but no one shall touch my mullet!
Mullet: Stop it, people already think we have a thing!
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Aldaras: Now behold as I grow with the power of my shard! PUBERTY POWER GO!!! *only gets to about age 10* DAMN not enough power, I must gather more!
Raphael: Zug Zug
Aldaras: Yes go tell Masamune to come here and battle with you, to save his girl friends
Raphael: Zug Zug
Aldaras: She's not his girlfriend?! How does this solve anything?!?!?! Damn I need a nice hot bath and some a cleansing in a mud bath, where's Dasha
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Masamune: *packs up and gets ready to leave for fight mid way walk through the forest*
Nephthys: Masamune, I'm going to give you something to help tip the fight in your favour *gives him orb*
Masamune: Oh cool, alright bye
*enter Wukong at a random point*
Wukong: I'm the monkey king and Steve's new random character till he does something more with Musashi
Nephthys: I can't be seen with these support characters! It'll ruin my mojo Uh *explodes the forest and vanishes*
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Niko: We are going to go to Egypt to get an aura human book that was lost after Atlantis exploded and went underwater
Skylos: Sorry to interrupt but you think Keera is alright???
E link: I'm sure she's fine
Keera: *elsewhere* it feels like I'm dieing inside!
E link: I do wonder where is Masamune
Masamune: *going throw the forest* And bless the green gummy bears, and the red gummy bears, AND SMITE ALL BLACK LICKERISH! SMITE IT...SMITE IT I TELL YOU!!!!!
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Post by Ponic on Oct 21, 2009 20:55:52 GMT -5
Announcer: Once upon a time there was an RP, it lived in a world called RP land, and then Disney channel came along....
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Masamune: Where's Keera?"
Raphael: Zug zug *shows keera hangin over a cliff*
Masamune: Meh *explodes the cliff because it was such a good idea*
Raphael: Zug zoh
Masamune: (insert random ice attack move here only to have Aldaras explode the ice)
Aldaras: You're going to be my servant now, why? Why you ask? Because it's cool
Masamune: No I'm being humiliated again, just like when I lost some land, never mind the other few thousand people that died because of the war
Aldaras: Ya, and we provide therapy also...
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Keera: Masa, I'm so sorry that this is happening to you
Masamune: F*kin b*ch gets f*kin kidnapped again, cause she's f*kin gay and.... Oh ya, it's no prob
Keera: How about a half hour of pity sex?
Masamune: What?
Keera: I said, I hope it all works out well...oh can I eat your gummy bears?
*Masa slaps her* Masamune: Those bears are mine!!!!!!
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Skylos: I'm bored, maybe we should talk aimlessly for a few minutes Neon
Neon: Die scissors die, now you go to scissor hell for attempting to touch my mullet!
Skylos:...so I got all the brains huh?
Neon: All the better to mind trauma you with my dear! The mullet takes joy in your pain!
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Niko: Great news, we're going to Egypt to get my book, and we're going to leave this poor helpless country in the hands of those psychopaths
E link: Sounds like a plan! *head into portal*
Neon: *demonic hissing sound* THE SUN IT BURNS!!!!
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Raphael: Zug zug
Masamune: No I don't want gummy bears, and I really dislike you
Raphael: Zug zug
Masamune: No I'm not helping you take over NBC
Raphael: Zug zug!
Masamune: Hmm can't argue with that logic *heads off*
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Aldaras: *starts fight with Wukong, but since the RPer has a nasty habit of just vanishing, its a quick win* Yes, behold my magical stop reality for this character power!
Ponic: My epicness is as strong as yours Masamune!
Masamune: Except I have...THE EASTER BUNNY!
Ponic: Not so fast, go....shadows of doom!!!
Masamune: I activate the ice of magicalness that will shoot gummy bears at you
Ponic: But I have black lickerish!
Aldaras: Wtf is this a fight, or a crappy rip off of yugioh!
Masamune: Well time to go, see ya
Ponic: You can't leave, I wasn't done kicking ass yet!
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*meanwhile in Egypt during an epic fight*
Neon: Over there, that cave, it's our only hope to live!
Rem: Why should we believe that?
Neon: Because an Egyptian Goddess told me to
Rem: Ya right
Neon: Also because if you don't my mullet will kill you!!!!
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Nephthys: I own the desert!
Dasha: No I own it sweetheart!
Nephthys: You own nothing, face it, your so odd there's no reason to spoof you at all!
Dasha: I'm killing you now honey cakes! *shoots sand at*
Nephthys: *stops it* And for the love of Ra will you stop hitting on everything that moves?! Honestly is there no depths to which this RP won't sink?!?!?!?!
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Next time on the Terra 0 RP
Ashi: Cyrus, I heart you
Cyrus: I heart you to! *kicks the blonde under the bed*
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Post by Ponic on Nov 6, 2009 21:34:49 GMT -5
Announcer: World's shortest spoof really this one was just to good to pass up. And I'm just a nameless voice
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*in Halo's alternate timeline*
Pregrant women: Please you're all brainwashed I don't know how, but getting done seems to undo it
Ponic: No you must go kill yourself now!
Rem: No we can't let her die
Halo: But Rem, don't you care about us what will you do if...
Rem: Oh dear...I don't know if I should enjoy or hate this moment *drops trough and has a quicky with Halo*
Halo: ....My eyes have been open and it's not just because of the orgasm...I think it's the STD, er I mean the child
Skylos: WTF why didn't the censors kick in
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Post by Ponic on Nov 30, 2009 11:50:54 GMT -5
Announcer: *sings* When there's trouble you know who to call...WORLD SAVERS!
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Set: I will kill you all, especially you my wife!
E link: Wait your his wife?
Nephthys: Ok well technically really I just felt the need to have an affair and that justifies killing Set since he kidnapped my bastard baby.
Niko: Good enough for me *attacks*
Neon: MULLET POWER! *spikes go into Set in an epic way* your gonna be stuck in pain until you give up your immortality now go die. The mullet command you!
Set: *as he's going down* TELL MY FANGIRLS I LOVE THEM!
Neon: They will all come flocking to me with you out of the picture! Yes the mullet likes!
*cue epic Anubis pops up sequence*
Anubis: Here's the aura human book, one more thing, Ponic is gonna go evil and try to kill you all at the end of this arc. Bye *zaps them away*
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Ponic: MY CORE HURTS! DAMN IT IT FEELS LIKE I'M IN LABOUR!
Skylos: pssst Ponic I'm gonna let the pyscho killer in my mind save you by going into the most important part of your body and screw around with it
Ponic: Wait what *Skylos does it anyways but it doesn't work*
Hanzo: Damn I was hoping his head would explode or something. That would've looked cool!
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Elsa: Welcome to the volcano of death! Now this is where I leave you all to die *leaves them all to die*
Neon: BITCH WHEN I GET OUT I'M GONNA *beep beep beep* AND MAKE A D*beep* AND SHOVE IT RIGHT UP YOUR *beep* MAKING YOU WISH THAT YOU *beep* UNTIL YOU HAVE NOTHING LEFT *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* MICKEY MOUSE!
Masamune: Hello I'm over here and ready to beat the living crap out of you guies
Aldaras: Nah you can die to
Masamune: Oh no epic plot twist I'm totally screwed!
Rem: Stand back I have an idea!
*1 epic idea later they get out of the volcano*
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Raphael: Even though I've been fighting Masamune for the whole time I'm coming after you now Neon
Niko: Hey guies let's ditch em! *grabs Ponic and Skylos and runs*
Raphael: Wow and I'm supposed to be the ass hole *goes back at attacking Neon*
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Aldaras: Not so fast no one gets to look in these records *send them down a gaping whole*
*down below*
Skylos: Hey look head movies! *watches everything Aldaras wanted to keep secret...well that seemed counter productive*
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Neon: THE MULLET ENJOYS YOUR PAIN RAPHAEL!
Raphael: Please Neon show mercy
Neon: Ok *helps up*
Raphael: CHA I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT WORKED *attacks*
Nephthys:...You're an idiot
Neon: wait where the hell did you come from?!?
Raphael: *takes down Neon then Tom pops up* OH COME ON! *attacks Tom and gets the stuffing beat out of him* fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
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Announcer: *singing more* FROM THEIR CABIN THEY CAN SEE IT ALL WORLD SAVERS!
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Raphael: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
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Post by Ponic on Nov 30, 2009 17:43:31 GMT -5
Announcer: It was the best of saving the world it was the worst of saving the world. Mostly the worst...I'm yet to get laid...er I mean a record deal --- Izerion: SURPRISE I'VE BETRAYED YOU AGAIN! NOW I WILL DEFEAT YOU ALL- Rem: Oh no I never saw that coming give me a sec while I pretend to be surprised Izerion: Look I don't write the script for this damn thing ok?! Raphael: MOVING ON, YOUR COMING WITH ME MASAMUNE! Masamune: I told you I will not have sex with you! *falls down a gaping hole* Raphael: FANFICS AHOY! *dives down after* --- Halo: You think we are near Aldaras yet? *the ground telekenetically explodes* Ponic: I'm gonna say yes --- Skylos: Hanzo I need you to take over my body so we can fight against Dasha Hanzo: Can I mind crush her?Skylos: NO! You can't solve all your problems by mind crushing Hanzo: You just never let me have my way now do you? *Skylos' skin peals off* Skylos: Ow holy damn that hurts more than death! I mean it's like someone just scrapped rusty nails across my testicles then poured salt in the wounds! Hanzo: YES NOW I HAVE HIS BODY! IT'S BLOOD LUST TIME! Niko: Hey I exist to you know people have feelings! *goes after to attack Dasha* Hmm I wonder how Neon is doing*outside* Neon: AH I'M ABOUT TO GET SWALLOWED UP BY A GIANT MONSTER! ---- Neon: *lands in the Kraken's stomach and notices some hair on his leg* MY MULLET! *demonic voice* ALL SHALL DIE NOW!!!!!! *expldoes a giant black hole in the Kraken's stomach* ELSA MUST DIE! *goes to kill her* ---- *epic fight sequences later which the insurance didn't cover there was even a cheesy song sequence* Aldaras: Now low and behold as I make Ponic my slave ABRA CADABRA! Ponic: NO! AAAHHHH Raphael: Ok you guies can leave now, arc's over *zaps everyone home* --- Keera: Damn it now who will I get done by? Neon?! He already has enough fan girls to last him a life line, I'm gonna march away like a pimp! Niko: Ya nevermind that your boyfriend is probably in a world of hell now, and his little brother has been left here to rot pretty much. --- *CUE RANDOM SUBPLOT!* Ruth: My name is Ruth, and these are my boobs, where's your cabin so I can go kill my sister Rem: Why do you want to kill your sister? Ruth: Cause it will be fun *heads off...and totally fails at it then randomly decides to invite herself to live at the cabin* ---- Ruth: Since I'm the least subtle character in this entire plot I'm gonna sit here with the top of my clothes undone. That's why many people call me a teaseMasamune: OH MY GAWD CLEAVAGE! *walks up to* Hi Ruth: Hi, hey let's have a contest to see who's better at everything Masamune: Yes because nothing says I love you like a sword to the neck, I'm totally onboard! Ruth: Now that we have tied with each other, let's go have a drinking contest! Masamune: Are you trying to get me in bed? Ruth: Yes Masamune: DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME TWICE! *runs downstairs* --- Skylos: So watcha doing? Masamune: Skylos if you don't get out of this basement right now I am going to shove a katana so far up your ass, it will come out of the top of your head. Skylos: ...*dashes off* Masamune: Alright now where were we? Ruth: Right here! *throws clothes off and dives at Masamune* *song And when I get that feeling I need sexual healing* Ruth: That was fun, let's do it again! *goes at him again* *song again* Masamune: Let's go get something to eat to kill the hang over...*about 2 minutes later* let's do it again! *don't these people ever take a rest?* Ruth: I say every time we see each other we have sex, and call that a relationship Masamune: Ya the STD's are totally worth it and since I shoot blanks the odds of pregnancy are nothing Ruth: *puts knife away* aww and I wanted to do the operation myself. Keera: My sexy senses are tingleing! Who dares to steal my job in this RP?!?!?!--- Announcer: NEXT TIME ON THE RP SPOOF! --- *a young girl dives out of a portal* Seraphiel: Oh Nemaine come out come out wherever you are, I just want to give you a hug! Pay no mind to the chain saw or the creepy mask! I promise you won't feel anything!
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Post by Ponic on Dec 3, 2009 15:13:03 GMT -5
Announcer: I typed in Code Lyoko into my command bar and my computer called me an idiot and game me a virus!!!!
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Seraphiel: Oh Nemaine come out come out, I just want to give you a hug! *Nemaine kicks in shin* son of a bitch, you know you're not nearly as wonderful as everyone thinks you are!
Niko: Behold my convienent placement
Seraphiel: Ya I just wanted to know where is the rest room?
Niko: SUCK ON THIS! *attacks with an aura blast Seraphiel dodges and it hits a bird*
Seraphiel: NO MR TWEETUMS! You killed my only friend now I'm gonna strangle you very slowly!
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Masamune: Hey Ruth let's have sex!
Ruth: Oh I'm onboard *Niko's aura spikes*
Masamune: Crap and I was just about to get some...er I mean World Savers to the rescue
Skylos: I think we should run there because for some unexplained reason we have forgotten how to teleport
Neon: THE MULLET IS ALL POWERFUL! *zaps to Niko's fight* YES DIE ROCK DIE!
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Seraphiel: Look I just wanted to find a place to go to the bathroom! And saw off a young girl's head what's wrong with that? Fine I'll go take a lumpy elsewhere, damn you you *ralphy's voice* TOWELS!
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*Nemaine is looking up into the sky*
Nemaine: Wow such a wonderful *starts to go into a vision* wait what the crap, this wasn't in the contract! *falls unconscious with pupils very small*
Masamune: AWESOME SHE HAS DRUGS MUST FIND THEM! *goes searching and goes into vision also*
*wakes up* Nemaine: Ah! *hides under a table*
Masamune: I knew red gummy bears started out pink...
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Naga: Guies for some unexplained reason I have found out something cool! I have an extra toe! Oh and the spawns of hell are coming, and the only way you can save your asses is to find the avatars of hell who have enough power to save us all. And you will have almost nothing to do this whole time! MUAH HAHAHA
Ruth: That's not good!
Masamune: What else?
Naga: I just spoiled the entire plot for this arc whatelse do you want???
Masamune: Maybe a flash back??
Naga: Fine *flashback appears*
Baby Masamune: Wa wa, baby Masamune hungry, someone get me a nipple
Masamune: Hey I meant something more recent! And maybe related to this
Naga: Geeze some people *flashes back to Masamune in hell*
Flashback Masa: Wa Wa, flashback Masamune hungry, someone get me a nipple!
Masamune: You're just f*kin with me aren't you
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Markov: La la la, yay for more convient character placement. I'm so glad I have a nice villian free future infront of me since I'm a support character nothing bad can happen to me
Arasuki: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarkov! I've come to murd- I mean ki- I mean strang-...um...te he?
Markov: Oh cool a random stranger I've never met in my life I'm gonna automaically put my trust in you.
Arasuki: Yes and I have somehow met your brother who temporairly escaped being taken over by a pyscho and he told me how to save him. I just need some blood and some hair, pretty much anything that can make you look like someone who commited a crime and is totally guilty.
Markov: Ok here you go, and hey take some of my cloak also. By the way what's your name?
Arasuki: CRAP I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT! Think of a name think of a name, think of a name... Um...my name is...Suki...
Markov: Suki, that sounds oddly similiar to Arasuki, but there's no way your her ok see ya.
*a few minutes later random kidnappings happen*
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Halo: MARKOV YOU ASSHOLE I'LL KILL YOU!
Markov: But I didn't do it
Skylos: Hey look Wrath has hakata marks on him...I say we blindly casst suspicion on them cause we're ass holes
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Neon: Markov I've instantly figured out you did it somehow, now you will be in much pain while I cut you!
Markov: Ah, I'm gonna run to the total stranger who just after I gave her stuff this started happening, *blast Neon and runs*
Neon: Run run as fast as you can you can't catch me...I'M THE GINGER BREAD MAN! *Ruth and Masa are meanwhile having sex* Come mullet let's go disturb them in more ways than one!
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Markov: I think there is someone mean trying to frame me
Suki: Well that was pretty easy *brainwashes Markov*
Markov: Ah what the crap! *zombie like voice* brains...
Suki: Yes brains...now go fourth and bring me back...KFC! A bucket of chicken and some chocolate milk alright? Oh and pick yourself up some fries while your gone...ya and could you also get me one Wrath please? Wrap him up to go.
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*Markov gets captured by everybody and is tied up*
Niko: Should we try talking to him?
Skylos: Nah I say we go straight to torturing the little 14 year old till he cries for an uncle that isn't even real!
Neon: But Skylos that is cruel and repulsive...I'M TOTALLY ONBOARD!
*cue epic torture scene where there is a lot of pain, blood. That's right a sex scene is wrong and must be censored but torturing a 14 year old with creepy powers, possibly permanantly mentally screwing him up, and giving him likely many phyiscal complications after from tearing his skin off and stuff is a ok*
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Post by Ponic on Jan 7, 2010 14:24:12 GMT -5
Announcer: Some people call the apparant best movie of our time "Avatar" I call it "Naked Smirfs in Space" --- Markov: I'm unable to feel the insides of my body... Neon: *punches* PAIN IS FUN!!!! Skylos: You have no powers here, your life is in our hands and you will so continue to feel pain Halo: That's enough for now, I must go and gather the knives and salt *everyone leaves* Skylos: What we did was horrible Niko: Yes, you just made a total 180 on the anger scale --- Neon: Hello everybody Skylos: Neon, for some reason I'm gonna cast all the blame on you, who I've commited inbreeding with, oh by the way sucks to be you. Your daddy hated you and sold ya, mine loved me, oh poor little Neon, daddy hates him. Should I call the chaos humans? They're all out of you, daddy wants to say hi! Oh ya what will you do to that! Neon:...*teleports away* Skylos: Oh my god another 180, DAMN YOU MENOPAUSE! Halo: For some weird reason I was right here and didn't say a word while one of my friends got majorly insulted by his cousin, then he opted to leave and screw everybody. Masamune: No the Pantechs show their foolishness again! Not like me though, I'm Date f*kin Masamune! Skylos: Now I can't commit inbreeding anymore --- Ruth: These spectacular breasts sense trouble ahead Seraphiel: I have appeared for no particular reason *cue light saber appearin* you have no idea what your screwing with Ruth: Come and get some! Seraphiel: Honestly the world does not only revolve around your boobs! Ruth: Seraphiel no! Seraphiel: Seraphiel yes!!!!! --- Neon: I have come back to the one place where I have ever felt at home, in a random run down dark and wet factory where a pyscho computer totally took advantage of me and had me go out and kill anyone that got close, and people who he didn't like just because they farted in the wrong place. Nephthys: Yes it is beautiful Xeskikoma: I have have come to kill you! Nephthys: Neon I sense someone coming, oh my gawd I think he wants to kill you Neon: Are you here to kill me? Xesi: Yes Neon: But why? Xesi: Because Neon: What are you here to do? Xesi: To kill you Neon: Oh and why will you be killing me? Xesi: Look I'm a guy with a mask just deal with it *shoots a stabbing feeling through the mind* Nephthys: Wow you're as smart as how you dress *stops the attack* --- Neon: *attacked and falls down* ah that really hurt! Xesi: Now prepare for a hug! *goes to attack with a complacent scythe attack* Neon: Before you do the deed what is masks in this RP? Xesi: Huh? Neon: Atleast 5 chars have them, you, Tom, Ponic, Hanzo, Arasuki Xesi: Who is this Arasuki? Neon: You know the char that took over Markov Xesi: That was Suki Neon: Oh come on, I shaved off 3 letters your telling me your surprised by that? *Tom attacks Xesi* Tom: Fear my convienent placement as I save my dieing cousin from certain death again! Xesi: Ya screw that *makes random move that is really hard to follow and Neon goes down a drain* Neon: NO OBLIGATORY EXIT SEQUENCE!!!!! *vanishes* Tom: Neon no! You never told me where you left the car keys! ---- Skylos: *wakes up* I think Neon was taken away, I instantly feel guilt, course it's totally my fault I mean if I wasn't a total p*k to him that wouldn't have happened! Again! I must find a obscurely messed up way to save him myself again, just like 2 arcs ago, since we do everything together *cue epic flashback sequence to the song "Don't you Forget about me" of Skylos and Neon talking aimlessly, convienently becoming cousins totally last minute, increasing powers, Neon getting captured and saved by Skylos, Skylos killing Neon, Skylos killing Neon, Skylos killing Neon, Skylos killing Neon, Skylos killing Neon, and look Skylos just killed Neon...who says familys don't love each other* --- Skylos: We need to get Neon back, I think we should turn over a helpless 12 year old to the pits of hell where she'll be subjected to constant barrages of fire, darkness and torture for all eternity to sooth my guilt ridden conscience yes that sounds like a good idea! Masamune: No, not really Skylos: You guys are ass holes I'm so pissed I could walk away like a pimp! *walks away like a pimp* --- Valterra: Let's convienently enter into this cabin and kill them all! Xesi: Sounds like fun! I can't wait to spill their blood and cause them great pain! Just remember I don't want to --- Announcer: Tune in to the Terra 000 RP to see Cyrus and Ashi die, painfully and slowly! Caleb: Hooray! er I mean...so very very sad Announcer: And another char gets naked! Rem: Bo!
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Post by Ponic on Jan 15, 2010 10:30:50 GMT -5
Announcer: RP uncensored...it's really fun to watch...IN 3D!!!!
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*Valterra and Xesikoma fight the others*
Tom: I HAVE ARRIVED NEON!
Niko: I'm not Neon
Tom: Well you both start with the letter N so I can pretend
*fight continues...one epic battle sequence later*
Xesikoma: Oh shit they have somehow gained the upperhand despite be literally destroying all the earth under them and shooting insane amounts of lava at them, I'm gonna ditch
Tom: THAT'S RIGHT YOU MOTHER RUN! *stuffs alcohol down Niko's mouth* crap he woke up, I was hoping I could see him choke on hsi own spit
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*meanwhile the entire arc went through quite a period of randomness where a highlight involved Ruth and Masamune having sex*
Ruth: AND IT WAS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FUN!
*then the group went to the final fight...oh and Nemaine got kidnapped*
Suki: Hello little girl, may I have a hug?
Nemaine: Sure I don't see why, OH MY GAWD THAT NEEDLE IS SHARP!
Suki: For some utterly unexplained reason I'm gonna give her, her pyscho powers back and memories, then she'll serve me, despite having the strength to rip anyone here to shreds. IT'S F*KIN FULL PROOF!
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*Suki appears to the group outside*
Suki: BEHOLD I AM...ARASUKI!
*group has an omg anime epic plot twist moment*
Suki: Now I shall battle you with the power of the most unused things in this RP...MASKS! *ignore Tom, Xesikoma and Ponic's, and Seth's masks I'm sure there are more* Prepare for your worst nightmares to become reality as I break the fourth wall around you!
Niko: It's kind of like the movie "The Mask" we are totally screwed!
Keera: I NEVER SAW FRANCE! OR ANYONE'S UNDERPANTS!
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*Halo gets brainwashed incredibly last minute*
Halo: I hate you all now I'm killing you
Masamune: No I shall fight you
Ruth: So shall I
Halo: Your large malaties will serve you no purpose here! *attacks them and sticks large spikes through Ruth's seemingly powerful armour and into her bre-chest*
Ruth: Halo no!
Halo: HALO YES! *explodes them*
Masamune: YOU BITCH! *tackles* but rather than fight against you and your trippy time and storm moves I am going to talk it out for the next 30 posts
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*meanwhile Suki is totally kicking everyone's ass as they fight in total futility and it has limited effect*
Umagon: *appears* You're all idiots *rips off the mask*
Arasuki: I have more! I robbed a Halloween store for all of this!
Nemaine: *appears and totally disintegrates Arasuki*
Arasuki: AH DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING! *dies*
Masamune: *after an approximetly 30 post speech to Halo* and that is why lickerish is fun to play with and I mean that was a euphanism to sex
Halo: *blank eyed* yes I understand, must go kill Santa Clause
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Horror Realm: *appears and grabs Nemaine*
Ruth: No, despite my injuries I'm gonna try to stop you anyways
Horror Realm: Without your cleavage you pose no threat to me *knocks back down*
Keera: I sense...I sense the arc is over...and I'm still horny!
Skylos: Omg it's over? We sat in the cabin all day, it's almost as if this entire thing was planned at the last possible second
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*Umagon appears to Yamiken*
Yamiken: So were you successful?
Umagon: Yes another one bites the dust
Yamiken: Excellent soon I shall be the only villian in this RP as is my birth right! Ok let's leave unexpectidly now!
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*Masamune is sitting outside depressed*
Ruth: *lies down next to* what's wrong?
Masamune: I feel like I've totally messed up Halo, I mean she showed no utter interest in me before then when you came along it suddenly appeared and somehow made total sense. If you weren't here I could somehow see myself as being with her, despite any relationship between us never being planned, except by Caleb making some future story at last second and declaring it canon
Ruth: *flashes Masamune*
Masamune: I take it back *rolls over and sex begins to the song "Ode to Joy"*
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*meanwhile far away a tree brings Loki back to life*
Craven: Yes we have plotting to do, that will not make sense, then in the next few hundred pages I shall reveal my true intentions, and I brought you back cause it looks cool. We are so diabolical!
Loki: Do I get revenge on the guy that killed me?
Craven: No...no vengence till I tell you, now go kill some random person
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Skylos: Now that the arc is over let's just sit here till something new happens *plops down on his couch*
Rem: Does no one care how friken Charles Mansion is trying to kill us? I mean the very spawns of hell are beneath our feet and are gonna soon pop up in conquest of the earth to kill us all, and a girl has been kidnapped by some creepy spontaneously rotting dude who is probably raping her at this very moment. Is no one even sort of worried?
Skylos: Not really
Rem: Why not!
Neon: Because shut up, THE MULLET COMMANDS YOU!
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Announcer: Next time on the RP spoof
*Nemaine and Horror Realm are in a graveyard*
Nemaine: Why are we here?
Horror Realm: To rape you!
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Post by Ponic on Jan 21, 2010 12:54:35 GMT -5
Announcer: World Savers on ice, come watch it, I look damn good in a to-to!
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*1 month later*
Niko: Wow it feels like a month has gone by, in a matter of seconds, rather than some new crazy thing happening in a week, it's like we are all in a giant RP, and are being played by these weird people from around the country all for the sake of their entertainment. And Neon's RPer has a mullet as well *ba dum titch*
E link: That's crazy talk Niko
Niko: NO I SHALL BREAK THE FOURTH WALL! MUAH HAHAHA
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Goverment women: You kid up there, your visa expired, and since you live in a forest I somehow instantly found you, now I need to deport you!
Niko: This sounds like a trap, but I'm going to blindly walk into it!
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*Neon gets a letter*
Neon: "You witnessed a crime and we need you to come solve this" I witnessed no crime, my mullet is confused! I will hurt whoever this is
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Masamune: You bastard cop, those are my gummy bears! *runs after cop* I DEMAND THE GUMMY BEARS!
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Halo: "Hi Halo, I want to go out on a date with you, because I think we should be boyfriend, girlfriend since we met for maybe a span of one RP page and that constitutes a relationship, and I'm not a villian" Oh my goodness, Mythos is totally trust worthy, I must go after him
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*Neon gets to court place*
Kavisto: Yo, yo, whats up my homeys
Neon: You will speak normal english or the mullet will feast on your military uniform. Oh and I didn't witness a crim
Kavisto: I know, this ain't no court house yo, this is a player hater session
Neon: What?
Kavisto: A man scam
Neon: A who where?
Kavisto: It's a trap my homey *chains go around Neon* Ya ya, that's how it is, check it out yo, while in tehre you can't use your powers, don't it just no fun yo. I so gonna-
Neon: Speak in coherent english damn it! My mullet wishes to rip off your mouth
Kavisto: I am speakin in english motha f*ker *puts Neon out*
*similiar thing happens to Niko and Masa MOVING ON!*
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*meanwhile with everyone in their cells*
Niko: Dang it *bangs on cell wall*
Skylos: Neon I think there's someone back there
Neon: Ya...maybe they can help us, we must handle this gently, and carefully, allow me you know me and my mullet have expert communication skills. Ahem...kind sir, WHOEVER IS BEHIND THAT DOOR IF YOU DON'T TELL US WHAT'S GOING ON I WILL KILL YOU AND LEAVE YOUR BODY TO ROT!!!!!
Niko: Hmm I think Neon is behind that door...
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*since I'm too lazy to right about Halo's obligatory date skipping to the saving*
Masamune: How will we get out *door explodes down* Look, is it a bird is it a plane no it's
Musashi: MUUUUUUUUUUUUUSASHI! THE SAMURAI BAD ASS
Niko: Where, I want to see this bad ass, move over you over exagerated stero type I want to see this bad ass!
*Musashi saves others, hooray for convientent wanting to join the RP then ditching a few pages later*
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*others arrive at Kavisto's somewhere...I think it was his office, to be honest I was kind of lost from this point onward*
Kavisto: Yo, you better be bringin out the green my homey. Big steel doors don't just grow on trees man. I'ma gonna fite you all man, it gonna be blazin! One at a time though dog, not all of you can step up to play with the biggest playa since Omni. Since I'm Kavisto Pantech
Masamune: Really what is with this messed up family tree appearing in every place that moves! I mean really, outside of Skylos and Neon, who wants them, dang this annoying relative!
Kavisto: Don't hate the character man, hate the maker
Musashi: Must stick katana up, someone's ass!
*another Pantech appears and we are supposed to go omg...EPIC PLOT TWIST! dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun*
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Halo: For some reason I'm fighting you first *about 2 seconds in the whole group attacks Kavisto*
Kavisto: Simon says freeze *writes something in a book and makes everyone stop* Alright my homeys, truths be I decided to lure you into this trap to see your skills.
Niko: Did you ever think to ask us or something?
Kavisto: What what yo?
Niko: Really I mean, did you ever think to come up to us at the cabin and go "Hi guys, my name is Kavisto, I could use your help with something." I mean geeze man, we help people all the time, what would make you so special. You probably just wasted thousands of hours of time and resources falsyfing goverment records, wasted millions of precious resources that could've been used for soemthing actually productive, andd also have to file an insurance claim, saying how some randomly popping up samurai broke down your walls. How on earth does that translate to making sense? Are you even black!?
Kavisto: Well it made total sense when I first thought of it.
Niko: How?!
Kavisto:...because shut up. So you gonna help me?
Niko: Well not now, what kind of a messed up fantasy world are you living in?!
Skylos: As leader of the group I say we will help
Niko: And when did we suddenly elect a leader!!!!
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Kavisto: Yo my homeys I got this sick power, anything I write becomes reality. Makes less akward nights after a fun party with the women, you know what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying, yo yo. I totally went and decided to make this kicking story yo, totally made Mythos my hero, decided to name him after Miso, just to confuse people, then he went all rebellious. He was like, "FIGHT THE POWER!" I so in for independence man, but not when it's from me. Now he stolen crazy weapons that have power to other dimensions
Neon: Could these dimensions threaten us at all?
Kavisto: Probably not yo, but Mythos be experimenting, it should yield a result later on, if it do bring the pain it'll probably hurt a small city.
Skylos: THAT MAD MAN MUST BE STOPPED!
Musashi: TO THE MUSASHI MOBILE!
Masamune: There isn't a Musashimobile...
*everyone runs*
Niko: Is no one else concerned how we are going after some random guy we just met, and was totally nice to us, meanwhile this cocky jerk over here has the power to write us out of existance, blow up the universe, or do any other insane tactic that comes to his mind? How on earth does he rank as a lower threat then Mythos!
Kavisto: Because shut up
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Announcer: Next time on World Savers
Mythos: I'm not starting my total non villian schemes, I am so not evil!
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Post by Ponic on Jan 28, 2010 13:10:18 GMT -5
Announcer: The R in R&B stands for rape...really to to a concert and you'll see what I mean --- Mythos: Oh hi guies what's up? Musashi: Don't move or my katana will become your new boy friend! Masamune: Now Musashi let's not go over the line here first let me slit his throat then you can shove it up his ass Mythos: But guys out of everyone in this arc I was the nicest I even tried to give Halo a moment of happiness during her 100 pages of total drama Halo: Yes, that was so nice of you Mythos, now go die in a hole and rot, I'm totally gonna crush your heart just like I did Rem's MUAH HAHA! Your feelings have no place here Mythos: Wow harsh... Halo: What are you going to cry now?!?! Mythos: But I liked you Halo: And I like chocolate pudding but you're getting none just like me! Neon: Less talking more screaming in agony! Mythos: *ignites on fire* you have no idea who you're screwing with do you? Skylos: BRING IT ON! Mythos: FAN GIRL POWER UNITE! *attacks* Masamune: But Mythos why? Why do this to everybody, theres no need to, things can become better. Mythos: Dude, I just tried to get a girl friend, she totally crushed my heart, I was made by a dude with an inferiority complex, don't have a past, won't have a future, and literally came out of a book, for this sole purpose. How on earth can things get better? Niko: THROUGH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!!!! --- Mythos: For reasons unexplained even though I could totally crisp you right now, since all your powers don't work, Musashi had one of his patented vanishing sequences (HA I WIN!), only Masa and Halo seem to make a dent in me, I'm gonna suddenly get hurt now. *falls down in pain* Kavisto: Yo that's wigidy wigidy wack yo. Now my homeys go fourth and find meh the orbs of power that are totally harmless y homeys! Skylos: Ok bye! *one rather uneventful search later* Skylos: Ok here you go uncie, oh and we found this staff member guy Jake: Wait where'd I come from? Neon: Quiet or I kill you slowly! Kavisto: Cool, now peace out yo *everyone leaves in a way that I forget and am too lazy to ask about * --- Ruth: In an attempt to give my char more to do than just sex, my char has put me here Rem: I know isn't it crazy...hey wanna have sex? Ruth: I'm totally onboard! Jake: Hi, I want you all to instantly trust me and go find other members of my staff Ruth: You have any proof that we can trust you? Jake: Nope, none what so ever. Rem: IT'S FRIKEN INCONTRIVERTABLE!!!! --- *this part confused me so I'm going to supplement it with a single phrase* BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS! *whole group goes through different portals to find the staff members and Skylos just stays behind then ends up goin later on apparantly! Here's to blindly trusting family that are total ass holes * Halo: Where am I? *kid gets snipped* wow he was murdered in cold blood...hmm sounds a bit like what I did to Mythos, AWESOME! I MEAN STOP YOU EVIL VILLIAN! Older Ponic: Quick Halo, come here before our characters go on pause!...too late... --- Niko: Wow I'm in a place filled with samurai, and ruled by Yamiken, this might turn out to be kind of *is paused* crap now I'm frozen in RP oblivion for about a month! --- *Neon never popped up anywhere!* --- Masamune: Wow this place is depressing, and there are no gummy bears here that leaves me one choice...MUST FOREVER PAUSE THIS WORLD! *vanishes* --- Rem: I never even arrived anywhere! --- Announcer: Next time on the RP spoof...a pause when will it end...well not for atleast a week so I'm gonna go tinkle in that time! Really this is a full time job!
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Post by Ponic on Feb 3, 2010 20:13:30 GMT -5
Announcer: Oh look what does this red button do? *presses and time skips all the scenario's of caleb's arc...well except for this one* --- Neon: Nephthys we need to escapeNephthys: Alright! *explodes out* BOW TO ME! I AM THE EGYPTIAN GODDESS MUAH HAHAHA!!!! Neon: I was hoping for something more on the subtle side...I don't know vanish, blind Skylos and run...you know...Nephthys: This is a lot cooler!*later on naked Skylos comes to Neon* Neon: AH! DON'T LOOK MULLET! SKYLOS WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?! Skylos: I'm getting ready to commit inbreading with my 4th cousin what the bloody f*k does it look like?!?!?! Neon: You're gonna do what to the who now! o.o Skylos: I said I lost most of my clothes in my last fire attack and being naked is kind of fun --- *everyone appears in the Death Skylos timeline* Skylos: Your all alright that's great! And we're all here alive and well Niko: Yep we forgot nobody Masamune: Wait wasn't Musashi here a few seconds ago? Where'd he go??? Halo: Who??? Masamune: Musashi, you know blonde samurai, comes up with badly timed lines, can make someone chuckle here and there, likes to drive swords up people's asses Neon: That name has no meaning to this mullet Masamune: I SWEAR HE EXISTED! Niko: Now now Masamune...let's not go saying our imaginary friends are real *meanwhile in RP limbo* Musashi: WTF I swear I was just with the group 3 pages ago! *please note this was a total tangent but it was worth it * ---- Death Skylos: I am the unsurpassed ruler of this world! Ponic: I have one question your majesty, people that we care about die everyday, so how does that justify going totally pyscho and killing everybody else who didn't even know who you were??? Death Skylos:...Because shut up. Wait! My spidey senses are tingling! *acitaves his super vision and seese group* Weren't they dead a few weeks ago? Ponic: I say we let them be, and banish them Death Skylos: I say we kill them Ponic: But- Death Skylos: Dude think about it, I own you and this planet and got all my uncounterable moves. You really want to f*k around with me? Ponic: ...fine kill them it is... ---- *group is fighting Death Skylos and it's totally fail* DS (that's what I'm calling him now): Ponic I want those group members who have been totally inactive this entire fight! Ponic: They came with them? DS: JUST DO IT! Ponic: But- DS: Owner of the world dude! *punches the incoming Halo* Now give them to me! Ponic: But- DS: Do it *punches the incoming Niko* or I rape you! Ponic: *goes after the staff members and fights through Rem and Halo to do it* YES IT FEELS GOOD TO BE ALL POWERFUL AGAIN! Just like old times right guys?! *DS gets 4 of the members then vanishes away* Ponic: I've lost my reason to live and I just murdered people in cold blood I need a minute to get over it... Rem: Want to come with us? Ponic: Ok I'm over it --- *another fight against DS begins* Ponic: *attacks DS then is just sort of vanishes for the rest of the fight* Niko: One question, why fight if it's not gonna work?! Neon: Because the mullet commands us! *breaks more objects* Skylos: What do we do? Rem: Use your creepy death crystal and battle yourself while we wait and do nothing from over here on the side lines Skylos: AWESOME PLAN! *stabs self but the plan totally fails* Neon: GOD POWER GO! EGYPTIAN ATTACK OF DOOM! *this kills DS* DS: Wait that was not in the arc description I was supposed to bring out Morodin! *is attacked* Rem: Time out, you took over the world by yourself, faught against us only to ressurect some random Yamiken counterpart who will just go to steal your limelight anyways? DS: Well it made sense in my mind Rem: Really and how? DS: Because shut up *dies* --- Skylos: Here you can kill DS if you want Ponic: Nah he was like a daddy to me. I mean sure he killed all my friends, massacared an entire world, devastated a helpless poulation of people, put everybody into total fear, threatened me constantly with pain, taking my free will over and forced me to do unspeakable things. But I hearted him Halo: Aw that makes total sense Masamune: We sitll have Mythos to kill, BASTARD HAS MY GUMMY BEARS! *group zaps away into Mythos fight* ---- Mythos: Guys check it out I found a way to blow up time! Neon: NOW WE KILL YOU! Niko: Is it just me or has every fight here had us totally failing against the villian despite making insane unstoppable attacks. That only leaves us with one choice, we blow everything up before Mythos can, VOID AND SHADOW TIME! *Rem and Neon and Hanzo blow up Mythos with Void and Shadow* Random inserted character: WATCH AS I END THIS ARC THE SAME WAY AS CALEB'S LAST ONE! *unstoppable guy comes then zaps everyone away* -a long time later- Halo: We killed Mythos! And it was fun we combined void and shadow Kavisto: You did what now? Yo may I see the body yo? Skylos: Oh we don't have em Kavisto: ...*blackness fades* Niko: Oh my god he's Michael Jackson! Kavisto: You almost kill everything in existance by combining void and shadow, go out to save all of my staff members and get half of them killed, save a bunch of timelines from destruction, and can't even bring back a body so I can make sure he stays dead? I mean he's got the ability to return Halo: Well weren't you the one who invented him like that? Don't you have that book why not rewrite him or something since it affects time? Kavisto:....Because shut up *group leaves* --- Announcer: The arc is over, onto the next one of pure maddness...why you ask? Because shut up
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Post by Ponic on Feb 11, 2010 15:00:07 GMT -5
Announcer: World savers...sure they save things but my count they've blown up stuff also. It's lots of fun! --- Skylos: Meditation over a cliff! I am meditating like Neon over a cliff ummmmm....ummmmm....ummmmm i feel like eating pancakes...ummm i hope nothing scary happens to me right now... Creepy Voice: Hello I missed you! Skylos: o.o WTF are you doing in my head? Creepy voice: Techncially I'm in your chest...attached to your body control nerve Skylos: There's no such nerve Creepy Voice: DON'T TALK LIKE THAT WITH ME! I CONTROL YOUR BODY GAH! *makes Skylos dive off a cliff* YES THAT IS PURE LOGIC KILL MYSELF IN THE PROCESS! Ponic: *saves Skylos then rips the medallion from his chest* Skylos: Ponic you saved me, then put me mortally wounded me by ripping out the medallion that was attached to my chest, probably leaving a huge wound that is bleeding hemoraging greatly and will likely result in a heart attack. Thank you! Ponic: I only saved you cause I wanted to throw you off the cliff *throws off again then zaps back to the cabin* Despite wanting to kill you apparantly throwing you off a cliff doesn't qualify. Logic seems to be on your side today! --- Keera: I haven't been on here for awhile now...THEY WROTE MY CHARACTER OUT! OMG! My sexual organs no longer have something to go after since Ponic left! --- Halo: Hello people, hows life? Masamune: Well I haven't had sex in 3 days, our friend is still missing after all this time and another arc is about to happen, so I'm drowning it in beer so overall pretty good. *drinks beer* (ok I went off topic there ) *ghost goes through the cabin* Halo: Uh anyone see that? Masa: Yep...and I blame the beer *pours it down the sink* --- Niko: *laying in bed* nothing like having a good stare at the ceiling *ghost goes by* THEY ARE DISTURBING MY STARING AT THE CEILING!!!!! -meanwhile off in villian land- Nemaine: Hi Elsa you want to be friends? Elsa: No! Nemaine: So that's a yes Elsa: No thats a no Nemaine: Yes? Elsa: No! Nemaine: Oh good we're gonna be friends forever Elsa: NO YOU DENSE IRRITATING MINATURE PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR BURDEN! (Shrek direct quotin FTW) Nemaine: Oh here comes Horror Realm Horror Realm: Girl your coming with me *grabs and off they go* --- Nemaine: So what are we doing here? Horror Realm: To see someone that I really hate and is the only guy with the power at the moment to be able to torture me or get you away from me Nemaine: Why? Horror Realm: Because shut up (irrational reasoning FTW) Sin Realm: *pops up* ya dude you do this it won't go well Horror Realm: BULL CRAP! Sin Realm: Your an idiot *heads off* --- Craven: Hi what's up Jaxos Horror Realm: I've got some little girl here who has all powerful power and I decided to show her to you for no real reason. What's your offer? Craven: Me stealing her and almost killing you in the process Horror Realm: Ya right, I mean just because you've go access to this pyschopathic girl, demon realm is here with his creepy black spirit things you think you can beat me? Craven: Yes...LOKI NOW! *Nemaine is grabbed and Horror Realm is beaten* Horror Realm: Didn't see that coming... *later on Nemaine gets saved...hooray!* -and in the world of random- Chuck: Elsa I love you -back in arc- Kavisto Pantech: For some unexplained reason I've popped up and will now remain utterly silent. Halo: Bastard intruding on my arc These spirits are coming from heaven and it was closed off to everybody? Kyrie: Yes Halo: Wow I instantly trust the perfect stranger who just killed someone in cold blood. Let's kill ourselves and go to heaven to think it Skylos: Hey do I get a say in this? I'd rather if we didn't Neon: This sounds stupid Ruth: Ya...kind of dumb Masamune: I say we do it Halo: Ok majority rules Ruth: Wait what? Halo: So who does it? Kyrie your shady and unexplained, you do it Kyrie: With pleasure but for this to work you need to talk aimlessly for another 20 posts.... Neon: Since when is Masamune majori-*everyone's mass killed...I think this wins the award for irrational reasoning* --- Vexen: *appears and does something to Neon's body* Skylos: Wait what are you doing? Vexen: This arc is already boring so I'm doing mass foreshadowing hooray! Skylos: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Hanzo: Hey you don't stop I'm paralyzing you Skylos: *freezes* Hanzo: Good dog Anubis: *pus hand on Skylos shoulder* Sure Masamune ignored me but if two intrusive characters are comign into this arc I'm no acception! (ralphy's irrational reasoning FTW ) --- Announcer: I haven't read anything more confusing since the inventioon of liquid soap! Oh ya...next time on RP spoof Masamune: There are no gummy bears in heaven! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Post by Ponic on Mar 5, 2010 15:09:05 GMT -5
Announcers: According to World Savers I can't smoke marajuana, I can't drink and drive, and I can't play with fire and knives...they used to be a lot more fun --- Niko: Well this is heaven not bad, so should we wait for an angel or something? Masamune: YO OMNIPOTENT ALL POWERFUL PEOPLE! GET THE *multiple cusses* OUT HERE BEFORE I RIP OF YOUR *multiple cusses that rhym with the word billybobjoerocketsteinburgerson* SO THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE OUT A BOOK WITH YOUR *beep* WHICH WILL CAUSE YOU TO *beep* IN A LIGHT HOUSE! (ya that doesn't earn a smiting in the slightest) Halo: Well the fun approach didn't work I guess we should go in now Skylos: Seriously when did Halo become leader? *they head in and meet some mysterious omnionous character who will not have an effect during any part of the arc besides right here* Mysterious omnionous character who will not have an effect during any part of the arc besides right here: Hi, apparantly the most perfect place in the world, that Jesus himself described as being the defination of paradise, is not perfect. The arc maker must have died and come up here to make such a bold statement, oh and here's a random crystal it's for *group gets revived and never finds out* --- Kyrie: So did it go well??? Masamune: Meh not really Kyrie: Oh well in keeping with the theme of no idea having an impact on the next I'm gonna leave bye --- Halo: Hey guys, let's use the crystal that the weird unnamed character gave us. Niko: I'm not sure we should Rem: Ya I don't think so Masamune: Let's use it Halo: MAJORITY RULES! Neon: Wait what *everyone zaps away to their timelines then everyone who is supposed to RP these timelines does a horrible job...except me so skipping the moment of the arc where the great pause demon came up...* ---- Halo: Hey guys we made it all out ok Neon: Ya even the mullet was a little scared Niko: I killed my family in cold blood Rem: I WAS LITERALLY CHOPPED INTO MULTIPLE PIECES! I THINK DAN HAS A DARK SIDE THAT WE HAVEN'T SEEN MUCH OF LATELY!!!! Skylos: MIKEY WAS INCHARGE OF MY TORTURE! I think I might need therapy for a bit Halo: I think we should use the crystal that almost got us killed Niko: Are you insane? Masamune: Ya let's blindly trust it Halo: THAT SETTLES IT! Skylos: Honestly this is getting annoying *everyone zaps away* ---- Halo: Well this is a nice place *goes through a wall* Niko: If people are gonna start fazing into walls, I'M JOINING THEM! POTENTIAL SUBPLOT HO! *dives in after Halo* Masamune: GUMMY BEARS! MUST HAVE THE GUMMY BEARS *goes in after* Neon: You guys are all idiots, so I'll join you Skylos: Neon are you su-GAH! *Neon drags and throws in then goes in after* ---- *later on* Halo: Well third time's a charm *eveyrone zap to heaven* Surchise: So due to the recent recession we have been forced to make a few cutbacks, the following people...you're all fired! Angels: Curse you Donald Trump CURSE YOU Group: MEDDELLING TIME *attack them* *Stanley starts fighting then force some really confusing reason, Surchise utterly destroys Stanely* Rem: Well that makes life easy Neon: THE MULLET HAS CALLED FOR YOUR DEATH! *attacks Surchise* Surchise: No somehow, conquering heaven equals easiest villian to kill thus far Stanley: BURN BABY BURN! *lights him on fire* Skylos: Stanely saved us...let's lock him in a capture orb then release him back on Earth Masamune: Is the arc over? Halo: Yep Niko: Wow it seems like thsi arc was started one way then utterly changed the last second to look like a bad version of "A Series of Unfortunate Events" A very odd book made by Lemony Snicket ---- Announcer: You know, besides the random characters who were never heard from again, and the plot that had question marks spewing out of my head. They never did release Stanely Stanely: Yes this did Announcer: Shut up Stanely!
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Post by Ponic on Apr 6, 2010 14:37:56 GMT -5
Announcer: Convienent sickness is not a good enough reason to call on the great pause demon, only I can do that. So there!!!! ----- Masamune: Talking clevage hasn't been here for awhile...I'm getting a bit worriedHalo: Must kill Ruth WEEEEEEEEEEEEE must kill ruth WEEEEEEEEEEE Skylos: I am being proactive and sitting in the forestRP gods: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT! ---- Markov: Hey guys I'm going for a walk *goes outside and comes back in* Niko's almost dead! Do I get a merit badge? Niko: I saw someone dieing... Halo: Please be Ruth, please be Ruth. Nah that would be too good to be true (hooray for the world's most vile thoughts...ps last sentence=actual wording) Keera: Niko you saw Ruth dieing Halo: AWESOME! OH I HOPE IT HURT! ---- Masamune: *at lake* NO RUTH! someone heal her! Halo: I'll heal her *shoots ice at cue short and arc intruding fight * Keera: Halo you've been brainwashed again, and forced to fight against us again, and tried to kill Ruth again. Halo: I'm such a nuissance to have around Neon: Finally she understands that---- *everyone gets back to cabin* Masamune: I'm killing Aldaras and I'm not coming back until all the gummy bears in the world are safe! Halo: I'm onboard! Skylos: So am I Niko: Count me in, but first we have to talk aimlessly for the next few pages Skylos: Cool I'll go get Neon's blood and call it utter poison! That will show cousinly love -everyone goes to the city- Raphael: *blows up a building* wow I was beginnign to think I wouldn't see you guys again Masamune: DIBS *Neon goes to fight Ponic* Neon: Ponic you need to try to fight I can't bring myself to hurt you Ponic: Neon maybe I... Halo: TIME TO DIE PONIC! ---- Aldaras: Well this fight was fun, but blowing the city up is more fun *vaporizes the city that is just gonna rebuild itself later....LAME LOL* *Raphael and Dasha return* Dasha: We have taken out the city Raphael: Just as you commanded, more are being conquered Aldaras: La la la is Raphael talking cause I can't hear him la la la Raphael: Is he ignoring me? ---- Niko: Where's Masamune? Neon: Uh oh Halo: We need to save him Niko: Ya we do, but we need to make sure we have a plan or we'll be going into a trap Halo: We also need to save Masamune Niko: GOOD GOD WOMAN HE'S NOT GONNA STICK HIS P**IS IN YOUR HO HO IF YOU SUDDENLY POP OUT OF NO WHERE AND SAVE HIM! Skylos: All true, but how does finding Masamune translate into going after a dead Egyptian priestess' body? Niko: Because shut up Okugi: Hi guys I'm here to take Masamune's place while we leave him in the palace for suffering and pain hooray! ----- Niko: Guess we start looking *Neon gets taken away nd no one seems to notice* Dasha: Hi Neon time to die, then I'll kiss you Neon: Can we just skip straight to the fight? -after some ass kicking- Neon: *demonic face* LET'S MESS UP HOW YOU LOOK *burns off face* Dasha: MOTHER OF GOD THAT STINGS HONEY CAKES! *leaves* *group find Maja's body but Niko gets captured* Okugi: Well that sucks.... ---- Skylos: Ah it's nice to be able to just enjoy life Raphael: Ever notice how just before villians come to kidnap people they are just enjoying life? Skylos: Ya why is that? Raphael: I don't know...but either way *attacks* ---- Announcer: NEXT TIME ON WORLD SAVERS Halo: Oh Alex, I just wish Rem could get over me. I mean what good would it be to obsess over someone to the point where it totally affects you life and makes it hard to remain a friend and fills you with nothing but hate in your life? That would just be silly and unhealthy (HYPOCRITE! )
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Post by Ponic on May 23, 2010 17:42:43 GMT -5
Announcer: Here at RP spoof we like to imagine that Neon still makes pies of doom out of his darkness. So there! ----- Rem: I think this is a trap, so I'm gonna walk blindly into it Izerion: Well that was easy *attacks* *cue short battle coupelled with taunting that doesn't work then getting captured, we'll squeeze Zoe in there later* ---- Skylos: Oh no it's hopeless Rem: Ya...well we might as well do something to pass the time Zoe: I'm up for singing! Raphael: *comes downstairs* We'll keep you alive, blah blah blah, you'll serve us in the end, blah blah blah, don't f*k around and you'll live. Ya you get the idea, alright see ya Skylos: I think they want us specifically... Rem: I know but I don't know for what...let's ponder it! ---- Aldaras: Skylos, you seem to hate me Skylos: No I love ya, you little murderer you Aldaras: You want to know hell, I've seen my loved ones killed, my soldiers lost, and my city toppelled, did you feel that hell? Skylos: You're still mean *conversation continues for a good few posts...it's quite good actually you should read it! * Aldaras: Will you fight with me? Skylos: Ya why not ---- *Aldaras heads off with Zoe* Aldaras: Hey Zoe, want to work for me? Zoe: Not really Aldaras: I think you should Zoe: Ok! ---- *Rem stars to make his escape...skipping till he gets to the hangar* Raphael: Rem, get back here! Rem: No! *hits very quick speed and gets away* Raphael: Damn it, for some reason I'm unable to go after him... ---- Raphael: Aldaras you wanted to see me? Aldaras: Yes. Raphael who was your father? Raphael: Don't know Aldaras: My mother was nice, had issues accepting me back from the dead. Daddy was nice to, kind of an idiot though. He had a half son after I died you know, can you guess who it is? Raphael: Oh I know!...wait let me think....DASHA! Aldaras:...and I made you my general. *attacks* ----- Aldaras: *sitting alone* Masamune you might as well come out now...I just heard you fart Masamune: I'd like to see you stay stealthy and not gas it up after eating 3 cans of beans! Aldaras: Ya, ya ya, can we get this overwith? Masamune: MY PLEASURE *attacks* Aldaras: Now let me tell you while I kick your ass and you dimension shift a couple hundred times why you are totally wrong ---- Raphael: How am I gonna escape with the hole castle after me?Guard: The human has escaped! Everyone run aroudn aimlessly searching for him and ignore the bigger problem of Raphael missing also! Raphael: well that was easy *goes to Dasha* Dasha I need your help, Aldaras is trying to kill me! I have to get out of here, please come with me, I love you! Dasha: Raphael, I can't, there's nothing left for me out there Raphael: ...He's gonna kill you, what kind of convoluded logic is it to stay here? He's trying to kill me, and we've both served him for so long Dasha: Because shut up...but I could try to keep him from attacking you Raphael: Ok, but if I get attacked in the forest, and almost killed I'm totally not gonna be a happy camper ---- Announcer: Next time on RP spoof *Aldaras holds a sword to Masa's neck* Masamune: No Aldaras....think of what you will do to the gummy bears with my death!
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Post by Ponic on Jul 19, 2010 20:58:41 GMT -5
Announcer: Did you know that iphones can call people now? No really it's true!
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Raphael: I've lost the one person I love, my king, my home, they want me dead. I think I'll go to terra 002 where my enemies are, yup that's an idea. *arrives on terra after awhile Rem finds Raphael*
Rem: Where are your buddies Raphael? What's your game?
Raphael: Well personally I enjoy Ace combat but when I feel like shooting something Halo is my game, some people have told me I should consider chess but I suck at it. So I play duelists of the roses when I'm feeling wacky and chessish then there's command and conquer and starcraft. Overall I'd say my game is C&C
Rem: Very interesting
Raphael: Yup, now if you'll excuse me I need to go kill myself
Rem: Alright Raphael see ya later *after a few seconds*...uh oh *Rem runs off to save Raphael then talks about coins and paintings to get him to join the group*
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Okugi: *looks at Keera* So should we're going to Egypt then?
Keera: You mean I get a leader role?! AWESOME I KNEW HAVING SEX WITH THE MANAGER WOULD PAY OFF!
*everyone arrives at valley of the kigns and after pausing for a bit*
Okugi: I'm thirsty
Keera: One second *goes into store, comes back with shirt inside out* hmm spicy medatarranian *also has multiple 'water' bottles*
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Masamune: I shall never give up this fight Aldaras *a wolf transformation later* Well f*k me I'm giving up this fight *dives out a window*
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Announcer: Sadly I must pause here, cause it was here on page 914 that our friend drudgey was attacked by the samurai Masamune and had his clothes stolen. Drudgey thou shalt never be forgotten, as you go into the sky and continue on eternal sewer patrol!
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Zoe: Come on Masamune, bring on how good you are! I've gotten much stronger!!!!
Masamune: Only if your plan includes getting ass kicked
Zoe: As a matter of fact it does! *is pretty much butt raped during the fight then Yamiken pops up and takes them hostage accursed Japanese people*
-back in Egypt after an Atlantean attack goes sour and Anubis comes in--
Anubis: i don't really know why you want to go into the past but here's the mountain, ready to go?
Neon: I'm ready
Okugi: Think I could use this to go into the Japanese past?
Anubis: Yes, now good luck *vortex appears and off they go and arrive in Egypt*
*everyone is dressed as a noble*
Halo: Hehe, nice dress Neon
Neon: *anime storm cloud* the mullet vows vengence
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Yamiken: Hello Aldaras, let me get to the point, I can be a good ally. A friend, or a foe, all I wish is a small levy from you in my war effort
Aldaras: Ok *leaves*
Yamiken: *blinks blankly* That was easy *sits on thrown and car alarm goes off*
-a few pages later-
*After Masamune is given up to Atuem as a hostage*
Yamiken: Did you get a good feel of his testicals Kazu?
Kazu: Yes, and they're bigger than mine damn it! Why does that Ruth chic get to play around with that on a regular basis?!?!
Yamiken: That's ok, cause what I've placed on his balls will cause him to permanantly lose his seed!
Kazu: Your brilliant sir...but seriously what is it?
Yamiken: Don't worry you will find out, I mean. It's not like my RPer is gonna vanish mysteriously at the end of the arc then the final fight between Aldaras and myself is gonna get filtered out due to time constraints and it just not being possible now, then as a result the crazy thing I put on Masamune's testicals will never be revealed to anyone except one person. Psht I mean that's crazy talk
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Announcer: Next time on this
Zoe: My strategy was working
Atuem: How does getting shit kicked count as a strategy?
Zoe: Because shut up
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Post by Ponic on Nov 17, 2010 23:35:50 GMT -5
Announcer: You know I just realized something I'm a woman! ---- Masamune: Hmm nice living accomidations Markov: *from other cell* Masa you ok? Masamune: What do you want you annoying f*ker! Markov: Some manners Masamune: Well you'd be cranky to if you were just violated, meh I'm sure we'll find out the reason soon *notice Niko* oh crap... Atuem: So I wanted to know what you wanted for lunch/what are your friends doing? Masamune: Oh what are they doing? They are gonna *beep beep* up you *beeping* ass and shove it right up your *multiple beeps* so you'll have to *beep* right up the *beep* with Neon's mullet! ---- Raphael: Aldaras now I shall beat you! Aldaras: Ya ok, let's just get this over with Raphael: You will never defeat me I shall triumph *a few minutes later cue bloddy Raphael* holy furk he kicked my ass *falls into river* Aldaras: Well that was easy *leaves* ---- *group is walking in Egypt* Halo: Wow such a nice city Neon: The mullet wishes to bathe this place in darkness and nuke the hell out of it Halo: This silk looks so beautiful Neon: The mullet dislikes beautiful Keera: You ever smile? Neon: The mullet says that's what your mother did after I screwed her last night (yes I deviated it was fun ) Keera: My nipples say the mullet is to short to- Nephthys: Oh by the way we're here ---- *after sneaking into palace* Maja: What are you doing here? Okugi: think of something think of something... delivering sushi oh what was that she'll never believe...Maja: Oh that's not suspicious at all, carry on then Okugi: Now what? Nephthys: We split up then meet back Keera: Why? Nephthys: Because shut up ---- *outside* random civilian: Look an egyptian goddess, COME MY BRETHREN LET US THROW ROCKS AT HER! EVEN THOUGH SHE IS TWICE OUR HEIGHT AND COULD PROBABLY SMOTE US WITH CRAZY SOMTING POWERS! BUT IT'S A GOOD IDEA TO DO IT ANYWAYS! Nephthys: Dude I'm a goddess you sure you thought this idea through??? Maja: FOR THE BRETHERN ATTACK HER! Neon: What's going on? Maja: As long as your throwing rocks attack them as well! Keera: *looks at guard* Wow easy there boys...so...come here often? Nephthys: Now this is getting silly *zaps the others away* ---- *group is walking in the desert* Neon: So now what? Nephthys: Set tries to kill you all again, this time in the past, we get the eye of Horus, and Mirror of Life then we're off Maja: *flying through desert after group* BEHOLD MY POWER OF CONVIENENT PLACEMENT!!!! ------ Announcer: NEXT TIME ON you know what? No I'm not getting paid enough where's my marijuana!! Masamune: I wonder if I think really hard about it I can make whatever is on my testicals to get filtered out of the arc....
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Post by Aqua on Jan 29, 2011 22:31:35 GMT -5
[The following is mine, and is not connected to dan's spoof. But im worried that it might get lost, so im going to put it here for now.]
The following post is in the spirit of the holidays, and because dan hasn't been on in like a week. And Caleb, if you delete this, I will kill you. I'll talk to dan about moving it to the spoof. I tried to post this once already, but i forgot i wasn't connected, and i lost it. It took ages to type that. So that's why it's late. But either way I hope you all enjoy it. The Spoofy christmas recap.
*enters the stage* .......Can I get a beat please? *music starts* Thank you.
Twas the night before christmas, and all through the rp, not a member was posting. Not even Caleby.
The posters prepared their posts with care, in hopes that Danny boy would soon be there.
It's been quite a while since Dan has appeared, so why don't I remind us why were all here.
It's time for a mini recap, and I hope it doesn't feel slow. So everyone take your seats, and get ready for the show.
The prep work for this arc started a long time ago. A girl appeared to Skylos, and she wore no clothes. She had no name, and gave off a glow.
She said in a battle, we all were gonna die. Skylos, Ponic, and Neon. (also called pie lol)
This made Skylos so sad, he felt like he'd throw up. What? That didn't happen? Well that's because.....because shut up!
She spoke in code things that sounded bad. And her cryptic talk made Skylos really mad.
She said a few more words, and then left really quick. And when she was gone, Skylos wanted to hit her with a brick.
Then one day Keera looked really sad because of a pic. Then because they might find a lead, someone said "let's go to the shadow realm." And the gang left quick.
When they arrived at Keera's old house, they find a dude there called Theron. And if you put a space in the middle of his name, it looks like The Ron.
Theron attacks the gang, and to help him he calls forth ghosts. And apparently these ghosts really liked french toast.
The gang fought the ghosts but couldn't do them any harm, and there was no way the can. And that's because these spirits were rped......by DAN!!!
But the battle had to end, because Mike had to run. So Theron ran away, and ended the fun.
Skylos gets another vision, about a island that none of them know. Then some one said that Omni might know, so they decided to see him. Which made Sky and Neon moan.
Omni tells them its called the island of worlds, but the portal on the terra is sealed, and they need a stone to go. But where the stones are, not even Omni knows.
The gang goes to ask Niko, cause he's old, yet looks young. He knows someone who might have one. But don't know where he is, but Rem thinks Rapheal might help them find him, since he is no longer evil or dumb.
They go and find Rapheal, to see if he can help them find who they seek. He tells them that he is on the near by mountain peak.
They go there and they find Aldaras, who used to be a real bad*** villain. But since then he's just been here on the mountain top, chillin.
They asked for his stone, telling him it was something that they need. But Aldaras was being mean, and wouldn't do as they pleased.
Then between Aldaras and the group, harsh words were said. Then he attacked the group. Why? Cause he's nuts in the head!
After some fighting, he gave them the stone. And then they left for the island of worlds, Abrianna's home.
Soon after they arrived on the island, they were attacked by a native man. He wore few clothes. Twas all for the fan.....service.
They found they had no powers, and the native made them look like noobs. All except Niko and Rem, who showed they had da moves.
The native still kicked their butts, and headed for the woods. The gang gave chase, since they thought he had the goods.
The native led them to a river, and a powerful voice told them to jump into the flow. The gang wasn't sure, but they decided to go.
They were taken down the river, and they didn't have to swim, which was a nice perk. Then they met Abrianna, the all powerful jerk.
She told them of Gideon, a villain in cool clothes he was clad. He was attacking city's, making the powered beings look bad.
She also told them of a war that was about to happen on terra two. A war between the humans, and the powered humans. Oh, and the demons too.
Skylos thought they should of just stayed there, so they would be ready for the attack. But Dan has a plan apparently, but now we gotta go back.
Rapheal decides to go off to follow a lead on his own. So Skylos gives him a light prism. Man where does he keep getting those?!
So he waved good bye, but he'll be back, so don't cry.
During this time back on terra two, a note appeared on Kravens door. He found it, and read it, and read it some more.
He did as the note said and went to the computer, where he got a message from this Kyros guy. He invited Kraven to join him, so he transported him on the sly.
The gang arrived just moments before the battle began. Then the bad guys appeared and began their attack, led by Kraven.
After some butt kicking, the bad guys started to run away. But then Kraven attacked Ponic, because he didn't get to play.
He said some mean things, that made Ponic quite angry. Then he unleashed an attack filled with shadow energy. (sorry, no gravy.)
But then he ran away, in a poof of white smoke and a bright light. When the smoke cleared, Ponic turned to see the results of the fight.
The gang went inside, and saw the tv. They saw a attack killed off the gang in DC!
Skylos finds out that Gideon is attacking another place. So the gang leaves for Rio De Jenario, to help protect the rep of the powered race.
Meanwhile Rapheal and Theron duked it out. A huge battle starts to take place that makes the fan girls scream and shout.
And here marks the end of my mini recap show, but it's really getting late so it's time for me to go.
So as the rpmobile pulls up, I'll drive out of sight. So Merry Christmas to all, and to all.....a good night! PEACE! *drives off*
Thanks for reading everyone. I hope you enjoyed it. I know im not the best rhymer, but I had a real fun time making it. Other then the fact that after four hours of thinking, I lost it all. Luckly it only took about an hour to retype it. Sadly it's not word for word, and I think I lost some better lines because of this. Anyway I hope you enjoyed the spoofy christmas recap. Think of it as my christmas gift to you all. Merry Christmas everyone!]
[And now, due to the fact that dan is MIA again, im going to do something else. Really, im very very bored people. Please note I do not blame dan for being busy at collage, but I do if he's spending time with friends and not telling us.]
*while being driven away in the rpmobile.....* Real Rem: Ahhh....Now that that job is done, I get to relax. Gorden!
Gorden (the driver of the rpmobile): Yes sir?
R Rem: Take me to the bank to cash my check for doing the christmas recap. Then off to the many fan girls I now have after Dan's torture scene from wendys last arc.
Gorden: What do you plan to do then?
R Rem: Meh. Maybe makeout with them, I dunno. Have fun maybe?
Gorden: Really? You don't seem the type. Your very different on msn and as your main on the rp.
R Rem: Dude, like it matters what I say here. It's the spoof for bob's sake! No one takes this crap to heart. Now lets go! I gots money to spend.
(we are sorry for rem's words, and his mouth does not reflect the views of everyone else that reads dans spoof)
Gorden: Of course sir. *after a few more minutes, the rpmobile crashes into something*
R Rem: *hits his head on the seat in front of him* Ow! Son of an itch that hurt! What we hit Gorden?....Gorden? *looks up front* Great, he's out. Fine, I'll take a look. Gosh! *gets out of the rpmobile, and sees it crashed into Giga who was sleeping in his shell* What the, why the heck is Giga here in the middle of this not real road?!
*Zalendor enters the scene* Zal: What the hell man?! You just ran into my servant!
R Rem: Zalendor?! Why the hell are you here?
Zal: Well I was on my way to the bar to meet Giga, but then I found him in the road asleep. Then you hit him with no effort to move! What is wrong with you?
R Rem: Dont blame me, blame Gorden. Once he comes to that is.
Zal: Well who is gonna pay for this.....wait a second. Aren't you one of the authors of the rp?
R Rem: Yeah, what of it?
Zal: Your my creator aren't you? Why I'm I the biggest laughing stock since Izeron?!
R Rem: Well thats not true. XANA is much worse then both of you. Besides we had some problems and stuff, so things suffered for it. Plus your first arc made you look like a cliche, you know with the whole sword deal and fixed events, and Twilore kinda becoming the bad guy.
Zal: *grabs Rem by shirt* And who's fault is that huh?! The way I see it, I need a new author. Like Dan or Caleb. Their arcs are much better then yours!
R Rem: With all respect Zal, put me down. Besides it was my first planed arc. I was rusty, and made some mistakes. And plus no other rp'er would bother making you better. You'd end up in the lost cause bin, and tossed away without a second thought.
Zal: *drops rem* Hurtful......But sadly your probably right. Your kinda my only hope.
R Rem: Yeah yeah....Look don't get rough with me again, or you'll end up in rp limbo with Musashi until I decide.
Zal: ......Understood. Sorry.
R Rem: It's fine. I'm just mad myself. I mean with this pause, and hitting Giga. Then you bring up arcs. Just forget about it.
Zal: Alright. Moving on... *hums music for a moment, shifting his feet* Sooooo.....How come I haven't been in any scenes for a while? It's been like two arcs...
R Rem: Cause it's some one elses arc. Its unethical. And besides, If I keep using you to much people will get tired of you. That's why you get some time off. You know, do whatever it is you villians do inbetween arcs.
Zal: But Mike crashed Steves arc a few years back, and it did nothing but help bring us out of chaos.
R Rem: That's different. Ton's of nothing was happening, and we needed something to do. If you read the timeline like Caleb complains about all the time, you'd know that...
Zal: D***, why do you keep making sense?
R Rem: Because im one of the writers. I make more sense then most chars other then Caleb and Ralph's.
Zal: You know I heard he's leaving the rp.
R Rem: you know, so did I. I wonder if he will.
Zal: Meh, who knows. Well bright side if he's gone, that p*** Yamiken wont be around anymore.
R Rem: Ha ha! Yeah. He's a real limelight hog.
Zal: You know, this could be the start of a wonderful friendship.
R Rem: Yeah...Say, you wanna drink? I was gonna cash my check for the recap, and go makeout with my fangirls. But I feel more like having a drink now.
Zal: Hell yeah! *they start to walk off* Say, since your an author, could you make me like all powerful?
R Rem: Dont push your luck Zally.
Zal: *sulks* Aww ok....Say, what about Giga and Gorden?
R Rem: Dude this is the spoof. I doubt anyone cares. Besides im sure they'll be fine, and back next time.
Zal: Wait, we are gonna have a next time?
R Rem: *shifts eyes* Maybe....
Zal: Really?
R Rem: I have no freaken clue dude.
To Be Continued?.......
[And see? This kind of stuff happens when I get really bored, and Caleb is busy on runescape. Oh yeah, and when im in a funny mood after reading spoofs, and suffering a over two month gap of no spoof. We need more Dan!......I lost my point. Anyway, I hope people laughed at this, and liked it. Thanks for reading. And I pray the arc resumes soon.]
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Post by Aqua on Feb 3, 2011 21:20:48 GMT -5
[Well since Dan doesn't care that I post here, I will as well. And so, here's more funny crap I do hope Dan will soon have the time to make more as well. Or just plain appear.] In a bar somewhere...... R Rem: *drinking root beer while writing on paper* Gotta get this done.... Zal: *comes over* Umm....dude, what are you doing? R Rem: Im writing the script for our second spoof.... Zal: Umm...dude, the second spoof has already started. R Rem: It....*hic* It has? Zal: Yeah. See the camera man over there? R Rem: *sees the camera man waving* DUDE! NOT WHEN IM OFF THE CLOCK! *throws root beer mug at him, knocking him out* Zal: *makes camera float* Umm....dont you think that was a little over the top? And this is coming from the bad guy. R Rem: Im sorry dude.....*hic* Im just a little sloshed from the root beer and milk....Dang that 3% magic milk... Zal: You can get drunk with that stuff....Man thats messed up.... Im not sure they make milk in 3%. that would be nasty. R Rem: Then why is it on the menu?.... Zal: *looks at menu* Cause someone is messed up. Hey! Bartender! Bartender: *looks like he's gonna crap his pants* Y-yes? Zal: Who put the 3% on the menu? Bartender: Da boss...... Zal: Bring him to me......SO SAYS ME! *he runs off* R Rem: So if we are already in the second spoof....Then I guess I'm writing the third... Zal: Yep. R Rem: Hmm....then forget writing now...I'll do it later.....*hic* Zal: You know....you could probably just write yourself sober. R Rem: Huh?........Oh yeah..... *writes* Man! I feel like I could run a mile! *goes to run* Zal: Uhhhh....... *owner comes in* Owner: Hey! You there in the dark blue cape, with the black and red hair! Zal: *turns around* Yes? Owner: You the dude that had a complaint? Zal: Depends. you the owner? Owner: Yeah. Zal: *punchs him* What the hell is wrong with you?! What sicko puts 3% as a menu item?! And plus, why'd you go and make it alcoholic?! Owner: *gets up, and wipes blood from mouth* It's a special! It's a drink made with milk! 3% is just a catchy name! Zal: Does it have a warning!? Owner: Because shut up! Zal: That doesn't even make sense! Owner: ......true. Fine. I'll fix that. Zal: Good... *turns to go find rem* Owner: But.... *throws chair at Zal as he leaves* Zal: What's your problem?! Owner: Blood has been shed. We must engage in mortal combat! Zal: .......Fine. *tackles* *one bar fight later.....* R Rem: *walks back in* Ah....what a nice run.....What happened here? *sees the place a mess* Zal: Oh hey rem *drinks down Aldaras' blue wine.* R Rem: What did you do!? *see's owner on the floor, out cold* you didn't kill him did you? Zal: Nah. But I'm not sure we can come back here again. R Rem: No prob. I hated this place anyway. And plus there's like 17 other bars around here. Zal: Sweet.....Say, since I won.....I say we take as much as we can. R Rem: IM ON BOARD! *both rob the bar, then leave to drink it else where* *later, owner awakens to see the damage* Owner: .......Dang it. I hate villains..... *meanwhile, back at the crash* Giga: *wakes up from nap* *yawns* Man, what a rough sleep....It fell like a car ran me over.....*notices he's under a car* Holy S-errr Crap! Gorden: *he awakens* Ugh...What the?.... Giga: GET THIS CAR THE HELL OFFA ME! Gorden: ?! *throws in reverse, and backs up* Awfully sorry sir. Giga: IM GONNA KILL YOU YOU SON OF A B****. Gorden: .......................... *backs up very slowly, then guns it, drives around Giga, and down the road, away from him* Giga: GET BACK HERE YOU JERK! Ooooo, now your gonna get killed twice! *gets in shell, and spins after* To be Contuned...... Zal: You know, we really should spring for an announcer like dan's spoof has. R Rem: Yeah I know, but we dont have enough money to get one yet. I could only afford these crappy 'To be Continued'' signs. Zal: Dang....
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Post by Aqua on Feb 14, 2011 22:43:10 GMT -5
*on a hill somewhere*
R Rem: Hmm....Eleven days since our last episode.....I cant believe we've been drinkin this whole.....*hic* time.
Zal: hehehehehehehe........yeah......Hey! you know what?! We otta.....do somethen....*takes another drink*
R Rem: I says I deserves me another drink.....whatta ya say? Another round zally?
Zal: IM TOTATLY ONBOARD!..........*hic*
(the people at the spoof do not approve of Rem and Zalendors views on drinking)
R Rem: Hey.....*hic*....whats that voice coming from that box?
Zal: What?....dude you crazy.....you've had to much to drink....
R Rem: I SWARE IT EXISTED!
Zal: Now now....lets not go saying talking boxes are real.....maybe you should just write us sober....
R Rem: Well I already wrote the episode....and this is about where we say that it's just and act with us havin fun. Getting drunk twice in a row wouldnt really be all that funny.
Zal: Oh yeah, thats right. Duh!.....Wait a second. By written, you mean just completely made up as you go?
R Rem: WHO TOLD YOU?! err uhhh, I mean. *shifts eyes* no I didnt. Well.....everything that happens with us this episode is.
Zal: So what is planned for this episode?
R Rem: Umm....I had a cutaway planed for this part. Oh, what was it? *looks through script* Oh yeah...*clears throat* Hmm....I wonder whats going on with Gorden and Giga right now.
Zal: Ohhhhhhh! I see where this is going.
*scene changes to Gorden and Giga, where Giga is still chasing Gorden.*
Giga: IM GONNA GET YOU! THEN YOU'LL WISH YOU NEVER MESSED WITH THE SUPER TURTLE!!! *Gorden continues to drive away, until Giga crashes into the back of the rpmobile, causing a huge explosion* *both are then blasted through the air* Giga: Hmm....In hindsight, that might have been a bad idea... *then he crashes into a building. Masamune's apartment to be precise. But Giga wasnt noticed because he and Ruth were having sex....AGAIN!* Giga: ........Those two really need some time apart, so they can notice things going around them, like 12 feet monsters crashing through the window. It ruins my spontaneous entrance....Oh well. I gotta kill that driver now. But first....*shoots slime at the 'couple', but has no effect* D*** it. *jumps out window.
*Gorden wakes up on the ground, and sees Giga coming. He sees a motorcycle, and has an idea* *Giga gets next to him* Giga: IM GONNA KILL YOU!
Gorden: *puts his hand out.* No. *then flicks Giga in the nose, and runs to the hog, and begins to drive away*
Giga: Ow! Son of an itch that hurts! Get back here!
*begins to chase after, when*
R Rem: But first a cutaway to build dramatic tension.....And to annoy people who wanted to see the end of that chase.
Zal: You cant change one line in that, and get away with it. That's not your line. You stole it.
R Rem: .....Because shut up. And besides, no one here knows where thats from. And since it's just a spoof, no one cares. And plus.....I like that line.
Zal: Hmm. Cant argue with that. But though.....shouldnt I? Isnt that what I do?
R Rem: No, you do what I write in the script. The only reason you brought up that thing about the line is because I wrote it that way.
Zal: Hey! That's possession! We agreed you wouldnt do that!
R Rem: Dude, it's just for the scene. Besides.....controlling people is fun.
Zal: Well it is fun. I cant argue with that logic.....Wait, I just said that.
R Rem: Yeah, so?
Zal: Well I dont want to keep saying the same thing over and over. It loses it's effect.
R Rem: Dude, you said it twice. Chill out.
Zal: Well cant argue with that- KNOCK THAT OFF!
R Rem: *laughs* Sorry, thats the last time today, I sware.
Zal: Well alright, as long as.....wait, today?
R Rem: Yeah.
Zal: So your not gonna stop altogether?
R Rem: Heck no. It's way to funny to not do it again later.
Zal: .........
R Rem: Aww, dont be mad Zally. How about at the end of the episode, we go out to eat? We can enjoy the rest of the chase, then chow down.
Zal: Really? And your buying?
R Rem: Sure. I didnt have a last scene for us planed in this episode anyway.
Zal: Sweet. Back to the chase.
R Rem: Yeah....go get some popcorn.
Zal: Cant argue wi- STOP IT!
R Rem: Sorry, sorry, I sware this is the last time. I'll even get the popcorn. Ok?
Zal: ......Extra butter, or I dip you in acid.
R Rem: Of course, my buddy. *messes up Zal's hair, then returns with popcorn*
Zal: Awesome! And your done with the line thing right?
R Rem: Promise. And plus, doing it again would be pushing it for one episode.
Zal: Thats what I was thinking. Now, Cutaway over! *starts eating popcorn*
R Rem: You heard him. Back to the chase!
*back at the chase......*
*Giga continues to go after* Giga: Wow, this guy is good. I didnt know classy people like him could ride hogs. *then Gorden turned around, as Giga came out of his shell* Giga: Your bike skills are impressive, tiny man. But I will kill you soon enough.
*Gorden uses the mounted gun, and opened fire on Giga. After a few shots, Giga laughs.* Giga: Ha ha! You think that will stop me? My body has regeneration powers.
Gorden: Look again.
*giga looks* Giga: Ahhh! My body isnt regenerating!
Gorden: Look again.
*looks again* Giga: Ahhhhhhhhhh! You shot through my bunny pajamas! Oh now your gonna get it! *charges at*
*gorden revs the bike, then drives right at him. then as they are about to crash into eachother, gorden jumps off, and over giga.
Giga: What is he.....*then he notices the bike has a bomb strapped to it.* Giga: Aww shi- *cue explosion backdrop with Gorden walking away from it, looking very awesome* Giga: Im gonna kill that *astard....
*later at a taco bell....*
R Rem: Ahh.....I love this place.
Zal: Yeah. Best american food ever.
R Rem: *laughs* dude, do you relise what you just said?
Zal: *shifts eyes* DONT JUDGE ME! *eats taco*
R Rem: This quad steak burrito is great. Bit pricy though....
Zal: *starts playing piano, singing* We all say wow! Thats like a whole honkin cow! Four times the steak!
Other costumers: Four times the steak!
Zal: Four times the steak!!!!
*everyone cheers* R Rem: Wow Zal, thats very good. Just like on tv.
Zal: Yeah, I was pretty awesome.
R Rem: Say how much do you think we'll get payed for advertising taco bell in the spoof?
Zal: Maybe enough for a narrator perhaps.
R Rem: *pats zal on the back* Now now my good buddy, dont go thinking we'll get one that easily. We'll need to go on some soul searching journey to find one, after much trial and dangers.
Zal: We doing that next episode?
R Rem: ..........
*zal stares at rem, awaiting an answer*
R Rem: ........DONT PUT ME ON THE SPOT LIKE THAT MAN!
Zal: My revenge! Muhahahaha! .........but really. Do you have anything planed for next time?
R Rem: Well I got a card for BK.
Zal: I meant for the episode, not lunch.
R Rem: *slaps in the back of zal's head* Stop putting me on the spot!
Zal: I'll take that as a no....
R Rem: Your dang right thats a no!
Zal: Ha ha! I've tricked you! I now have my answer!
R Rem: DARN IT!
To be contuned.....
Zal: Wow! This episode was much longer then the last.
R Rem: Oh yeah. We got a slight raise, so I could aford to make it longer.
Zal: Were getting money?!
R Rem: Nah, im just yanking your chain.
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Post by Aqua on Feb 27, 2011 22:12:47 GMT -5
In a room somewhere..... R Rem and Zal are staring each other down at a table, like a battle was about to begin. R Rem: Do you......have any aces? *zal shook his head* Zal: Go fish. R Rem: DANG IT! *draws card* *then rp Rem runs in* Rem: Guys! News from the rp front! *R Rem looks at him for a second, while Zal appears to be freaking out* Zal: Whoa whoa whoa! You cant be here. There cant be two of the same person in the same place! *zal looks over, to see R Rem looking at his cards* Zal: HEY! Don't look at my cards! R Rem: I knew you had an ace, you cheater! Rem: Umm, excuse me guys? R Rem and Zal: What?! Rem: Umm, I have news from the rp. The arc is moving again. Zal: Are you kidding?! Rem: No. Zal: YES! Oh yeah! That means my arc is drawing closer! R Rem: No man. What did we talk about in episode one? You are on break for a while. You've had two in a row. I'm doing something different this time. Zal: Oh really!? And what more evil thing is taking my spot, huh? R Rem: The apai. Zal: Ah....well.....that stuff is deadly... R Rem: Cha. Rem: Thats not all the news. R Rem and Zal: Huh? Rem: Turns out that Dan is ending his arc early due to not having the time, and is splitting the arc into two parts. R Rem: Bummer. I liked this arc. Guess that means I gotta get ready with arc prep work. Rem: Also, Dan says that he'll have more time to devote to the spoof again. Zal: OH MY GOD! R Rem: whats the problem, zal? Zal: Dan's coming back to the spoof! Our under the table actions are finished! Were dead! We are so gonna get our pants sued off! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! R Rem: Dude, calm down. It's ok. Zal: It's not ok! It's totally not ok! We are gonna lose our spoof show! R Rem: Zal, first off, its my spoof show. I'm the writer, remember? Second off, I have a contract. Zal: Contract? R Rem: Yeah. Written word that I have Dan's say so to do spoofs. We haven't been doing this show under the table. Zal: The first one, you did. R Rem: WHO ASKED YOU?! *throws the ace card at Zal* Zal: Ha ha! Got my ace! R Rem: DARN IT! Zal: So our show isn't going to end? R Rem: Nope. Unless I forget to pay rent. Zal: We have to pay rent? R Rem: Nah, I'm just yanking your chain. Rem: Well dudes, I gotta get back to the arc. Nice seeing what kind of show you have here. And nice to be in the show. R Rem: Well do you have to go right now? I mean you probably wont have to do anything for a little while. You wanna hang with us for a bit? I'm kinda strapped for ideas right now. Rem: Sure, why not. Zal: Wait a second. R Rem: What now, Zal? Zal: Can you and him both be in the same place at the same time? R Rem: This is the spoof, it doesn't matter remember? And plus, I'm the writer, and he's someone I made. I'm not effected by Rem and the counters. Duh. Zal: *grabs R Rem's shirt* Don't 'Duh' me! That was a perfectly fair question! *R Rem nails Zal in the head with a frying pan* R Rem: Don't grab me! What did I say in episode one?! *Zal takes frying pan, and hits R Rem* Zal: Sorry! I forgot! And thats for looking at my cards! *R Rem takes frying pan back, and hits Zal again* R Rem: Your forgiven! And thats for lieing about the ace! *Zal finds a frying pan, and he and R Rem begin to battle* *Rem just stands there and watches* Rem: ....Well this cant end anytime soon....Wow, I'm a stick in the mud just like in Dan's spoof.... *R Rem and Zal stop for a moment* R Rem: Now now, don't get all sad. Your not a stick in the mud. Your a voice of reason. Thats still funny in a spoof. Zal: Isn't that the same thing in a spoof? A voice of reason and a stick in the mud? *R Rem hits Zal in the back of the head with the frying pan* R Rem: Shut up! I'm trying to make my char feel better! *Zal hits R Rem back* Zal: You shut up! *they go back to fighting* Rem: He he he. Well let's see how this goes. *takes a seat* Later, Rem is being served food cooked by R Rem and Zal on a frying pan. R Rem: Nice idea, having us battle using our cooking skills to decide who would win our battle. Zal: Yeah. Rem: Yes. Now.....Bring me the food! *R Rem presents Rem with Stir Fry!* Rem: Munch munch munch. *gulp* Yum! The veggies are cooked well, as is the rice and shrimp. Very well done. R Rem: Thank you. Rem: Next dish! *Zal presents Rem with Pan Fried Salmon with Rice and Greens!* Rem: Munch munch munch. *gulp* The fish is lovely, with a nice taste. Not to strong. The rice is my favorite flavor of rice. But these greens only taste....normal. *shock through-out the crowd* Zal: Thank you. Person in a suit: Judge Rem and I will now judge each dish of what was made better and tasted better to decide the winner. So please step into the back room while we judge. *both leave, then come back in a few minutes later* Person in a suit: Ok, we have finished tasting and judging, and we have come to our decision. Who's ever dish is under this lid is the loser.
*person puts his hand on the lid, and after a dramatic pause, he lifts the lid, showing Zal's dish* Person: Zalendor, you have been chopped. R Rem: Yes! Ha ha! In your face! *zal stares at him.* R Rem: Umm, I mean, I'm so sorry. Rem: Zal, your fish was lovely, and the rice was great too. But the greens weren't. And R Rem's dish was just better over all. And thats why you have been chopped. Zal: I understand. Thank you though. Rem: Thank you for your judging help Judge Chok. Person: Your welcome. And thanks for naming me so I'm not called person if I appear again. That would get old. R Rem: Yeah, It would. Thanks Rem. Rem: No problem. *Chok takes all the props with him, then leaves.* Zal: Hey was this whole thing here a reference to that one cooking show on food network? R Rem: You bet your Battleship it was! *high fives Rem* Rem: Yeah! That was fun! And I got free food. R Rem: Free food is always good food. Zal: Unless it's from the garbage. *Rem and R Rem pause for a second.* R Rem: Yeah thats true. Rem: Yeah good point. Zal: Trust me, expensive food is the lovely stuff. Unless the portions are two sizes to small. R Rem: Amen! Rem: Preach it brother! Zal: So you got any ideas on what else to do today? R Rem: You know what? I think I do. Later, in the bridge of Zal's battleship..... R Rem and Rem: *singing together while Zal has this face -_- * I've been workin on the railroad!~ All the live long day!~ I've been workin on the railroad, just to pass the time away!~ Don't you hear the whistle blowin?~ Rise up so early in the morn!~ Don't you hear the captain shoutin?~ Dina wont you blow your horn?~ Dina wont you blow? Dina wont you blow? Dina wont you blow your horoorooorn?~ Dina wont you blow? Dina wont you blow? Dina wont you blow your horn?~ R Rem: Aww yeah! That was awesome! Rem: Yeah that was fun! R Rem: Let's sing another! Rem: Yeah! Both: On the road again!~ I cant wait to get on the road again!~ I'm on the road here making music with my friend!~ Cause I cant wait to be on the road again!~ Zal: CAN YOU BOTH PLEASE STOP IT!? ENOUGH SINGING! R Rem: Dude, chill out man. Rem: Yeah, calm down. Zal: Can we please do something else besides singing? R Rem: Yeah, I got an idea. If your up for it. Zal: anything but singing.... Later, R Rem is flying the battleship through the sky. Zal: Whoa, watch that skyscraper! R Rem: I'm good, I'm good. Rem: Can you even drive a car? R Rem: Well....no. Zal: When how the hell are you gonna fly my battleship?! R Rem: Because shut up. *then Niko and Spirit hit the windshield* Zal: We seem to have hit a few bugs. Heh heh heh.
Rem: ...... *R Rem hits a button, and blasts them off with high powered water* R Rem: .....Im sure they'll be fine. Zal: Yeah, I'm sure. Rem: Yeah, of course. R Rem: Well let's go land this thing somewhere. Before we hit someone else. Zal: Well if your going to keep hitting things while you fly, make it my enemies. Rem: Very funny. *zal stares at Rem* Zal: Who said I was joking? Rem: Oh, you wanna go tough guy?! Zal: Thought you'd never ask! R Rem: Now guys, wait. Let's think about this. *they begin to fight, causing an explosion in the bridge, making the ship start to fall out of the air* R Rem: You idiots! Look what you've done! Were gonna crash! Rem: Worth it, if I can take this guy down! Zal: Ditto! R Rem: *sigh* Well this isn't going to end well.... *ship crashes* Later..... R Rem: I cannot believe you two! I mean really! Causing a fight on the battleship, and causing us to crash! I cant believe how childish you two acted. Do you have anything to say for yourselves? *Rem and Zal look at each other* Rem and Zal: *pointing at each other* He started it! R Rem: Enough! I don't wanna hear it! You both need to stop acting like kids! In the spoof, I do not expect you to fight! Save that energy for the rp! Do I make myself clear? Rem and Zal: Yes sir.... R Rem: Good. Now we need to get this mess cleaned up, and the ship fixed. I need that for arcs. Rem: Wow, would you look at the time. Seems I need to get back to the rp for the arc. Sorry dudes, I'll come back later to help. Cya! *then Rem ran off* R Rem and Zal: ....................... Zal: He's not coming back, his he? R Rem: Nope. Guess it's up to us. Zal: Well it's a good thing I have a cleaning crew. *snaps fingers, and darkens appear* R Rem: Thats awesome. Alright, lets get to work! Meanwhile, somewhere in the city...... Giga was storming down the street, char marks on him, along with slashes, bruises, and many other kind of wounds. Giga: Grrrrr........That son of a *itch is gonna pay....one way or another.....I've been set on fire, electrocuted, and so many other forms of pain. And I followed him into a house full of traps.....I feel like the thieves in that movie Home Alone.....This is a shame I'm being knocked around like a rag doll....I hate this spoof..... *some random Hobo grabs giga's leg* Hobo: Gimme some food, turtle! Giga: Ugh! Get the hell off me! *kicks the Hobo away* (that joke was for you hannah XD) Giga then looks in a window, and sees a poster. Giga: Huh? Whats this? *reads* "Got a problem that you cant handle? A person withholding rent? Your friend wont share the ice cream you bought? Some jerk kicking your A**, and you cant get even? Then take the matter to court, and sue his pants off! File a lawsuit today! Say you read the poster when you file for a case, and get your case filed for free!" *giga started chuckling evilly* Giga: Heh heh heh....Now that jerk is gonna pay! I will use the spoof against him! Time to file a lawsuit! *Giga then started heading down the street to the court house* A little while later, back at the battleship. The battleship was as good as new. R Rem: Nice job! We did some good work! Zal: Yeah, I'll say we did. R Rem: Time for lunch. How's BK? Zal: Good for me, let's go. *then out of no where, a giant hand flys out of the sky, crushing R Rem* Hand: Lawsuit! R Rem: AHHHHHHH! Zal: What the hell is that?! R Rem: Thats the lawsuit hand! It means I'm being sued! Ahhhhhhhh! Elsewhere....Gorden is crushed by lawsuit hand. Lawsuit hand: Lawsuit! Gorden: Ooof! Dang it, that hurts! To Be Contuned...... Zal: Yay! Another record breaking spoof! Longest one yet. R Rem: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!!! Get this thing off of me!!!! Lawsuit hand: Lawsuit!
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